The day of rockening!

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Just saw Lordi's performance on Youtube. My wife and me were crying from laughing so hard :-D

That was truly great, glad to see Finland crushed everyone and won with that song !
 
40th time's the charm.
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I suppose that some of you might have heard the "Hell will freeze over before Finland wins ESC" proverb.

Well...

News item from a leading Finnish Gaming magazine. Rough translation:

Earth's core cooled down to less than 0 degrees Celsius approximately at 01:00 AM.

Flying cow caused a near miss at Helsinki-Vantaa airport.

Armenia, Monaco and some other crappy country were destroyed in meteor shower.
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Proof that Hell has indeed frozen over.


EDIT: Awww, Wussians are cute when they awe angwy. At least TATU lost only by thwee points. Heaw that, Dima?
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EDIT2: Silvia's final act. I do not understand how people managed to really get offended by it? It's brilliant parody, plus really really obvious. That dude she slapped... is almost certainly an actor, like the reporter that got thrown out of her press conference. :lol:
 
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Angels bring thyn Hard Rock Hallelujah!

I had a great evening yesterday, me and a couple of friends were watching and we just loved it! Lordi performed great like they always do. And they deserved the win more than anyone else. Russia's song was not that great at all and it still puzzles me why they became second...

Also, I have to give some credits to the English lady who read the scores for England. "And finally our twelve points go to.......*devil horns* Finland!". Awesome.
 
Right, well... better make this quick as I've just got back from Lancaster and I've got work tomorrow (and I havent slept since Friday morning :()

What a fantastic night!

I won!

Here's a brief summary of what I can remember:

Lordi were quality again!
Wogan: Oh I thought that frock was getting in the way (Croatia)
Spain were out of tune. (Wogan: "Spain lost the plot years ago")
Moldova! mmmmm Natalia gimme your Loca!
I really like the Bosnian song! It's grown on me.
Them Lithuanians look like thugs...
Israel were boring.
Anyone for a trip to Denmark! (All Sisters apparently)
Them Latvians were most odd.

Our Eurovision party was awesome, I managed to drink 2 bottles of Vodka. I am feeling very very rough at the moment. I only hope I still dont stink of alcohol in the morning!

Also, I have to give some credits to the English lady who read the scores for England. "And finally our twelve points go to.......*devil horns* Finland!". Awesome.
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Heh, that would be Fearne Cotton... a DJ for BBC Radio 1... she's rather nice huh :D
 
Yes. Yes. Oh god, yes. Completely fantastic. For once I am in complete agreement with the final scores, thank god Sweden didn't win at least. I'm not even going to try to analyze how Lordi managed to win the entire thing, with such a score to boot, at least not right now. They shouldn't have won the ESC with such a get-up, and that's exactly why they did. Teh anti-win. :P Absolutely fantastic!  :-D

Time to get back to some more drinking. Cheers to you, Finland! (I voted for you! ;))

PS. Though I'm slightly unnerved by someone's comment on how the ESC "gives countries the chance to express their deep culture"... bunch of Europeans might now suddenly think you're all like that. ;)

...you're not all like that, are you...? :P
 
PS. Though I'm slightly unnerved by someone's comment on how the ESC "gives countries the chance to express their deep culture"... bunch of Europeans might now suddenly think you're all like that. ;)

...you're not all like that, are you...? :P
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Grarrr!
 
Argh. 5 minutes ago I discovered why we didn't make it to the finals....the metalgods have punished our contenders. And right they were.

If you hold Metallica close to your heart, then don't click...

Link...
 
Pff Metallica :/  Hate em..


Ill still see them at download though >_>
 
Pff Metallica :/  Hate em..
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They're not my favourite band at all either. Got a couple of good songs, but that's about it.
For any true fan however this blasphemy.
 
Heh, that photo was pretty funny. And yeah "death metal" was just the first thing that popped into my head to describe them. I was delighted that Finland won it, I was the only one cheering in my local while everyone else was disgusted. Funniest bit had to be when they handed Lordi flowers, classic.
 
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Awww, I thought that it was nice. :-) Immediate Apocalyptica vibe.

Then again, I'm no true fan of Met-holier than you and your Napster-allica. Or fan at all. :-D

Besides, I seem to recall reading an interview of Lordi where he said that they had met girls of Treble - who had been really excited (about Lordi). Problem being that I've been searching for it for the last couple of hours and for the life of me I can't find it again. Might have been just a dream. :-P Anyway, if that was true, I think that metalgods might like them. :-)

Oh, OneJerusalem.com writes:

Speaking of the Finns, their ‘heavy metal’ version of The Rocky Mountain Horror Show was nothing less than absolutely disgusting. Many other countries, including Sweden, Germany and even Russia (which came in second) had much better songs than the Finns whose living in Lapland must be so boring that they have to go to these extremes to win a song contest. Their gyrations and bizarre costumes were so grotesque that any sane person can only wonder if the Continent of Europe is once again slipping back into the Dark Ages, like what occurred following the destruction of the Roman Empire by the Huns and Visigoths during the Fourth and Fifth Centuries C.E.
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This entire scenario comes on the heels of what has been going in Iran, courtesy of their astute president Mahmoud Admadinejad, who recently proclaimed that Israel is a non legitimate country and therefore should be “wiped off the face of the map”. This almost happened last night in Athens, as it became obvious that no voting country was prepared to give Israel even the least bit of praise or consideration.
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Not that Israel’s song would have won, but it would surely have finished in a much better position had these modern day ‘Huns’ not been out to assist Mr. Ahmadinejad in his plans. As the saying goes: today the Eurovision, tomorrow Kristalnacht!”
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Israelis are too funny! Killing me...


Jedimark: Does your rating correlate with the pretty girl-factor?  :-P
 
Jedimark: Does your rating correlate with the pretty girl-factor? :-P
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I'm so shallow aren't I...

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(But I certainly didn't choose the Bosnian song for the "prettiness factor")

No but seriously: I thought "Hey Loca" was quite a typical Eurovision song... pretty girl... a bit of a daft-jolly song... costume changes (why didn't she go further) and a catchy tune.

This pic is pretty funny:
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Great shot of Vissi... you can almost see her thinking "you're ugly, but you're still much nicer than my last boyfriend". :roll:

She's scarier than Lordi! :-o
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Hell yes. :-o Especially with that big ☧ on her shoulder, she's like Lordi's counterpart! (not saying who's on the side of good or evil, though... it's a relative thing :-D)
 
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WTF is up with Treble, die please!
They said they lost because of, lemme quote it:
We're to pure for these things
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What The Fuck!!??
And who the fuck is that old lady anyway? The mother of the other 2?
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Great shot of Vissi... you can almost see her thinking "you're ugly, but you're still much nicer than my last boyfriend". :roll:
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:lol:

I think that that's actually Turkey's Sibel Tüzün, though. :P
 
I think that that's actually Turkey's Sibel Tüzün, though. :P
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Gosh, methinks you're right! Well in that case, my statement just lost most of its humor. :P
 
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