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I dont know what he did, but he sure as hell has given me quite a few laughs these past few days.
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masteraden
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*Suddenly* masteraden screams out Jari had no power!...He got a good rep for ripping Noob's like me apart. But the truth is anytime anyone said anything to him Jari would just end there thread right there
and then when he got the last word in that would be it.SO everyone just assumed he owned them and moved on.THIS is precisely what happend to ME he pulled my thread off topic and then he ended it along
with me sound right Jari so far. Now for his minions who have been following me around the site taking my thread off topic! James "B"ond,Squeezable,Otokoshi you all are looking pretty tired and skinny has Jari been feeding you lately you poor creatures I'll feed you just don't protect him anymore and you can have all the food you want!!! Just tell me where Jari is hiding thats it no harm will come to you I swear it!!
His reign of evil has ended...
EDIT: I don't need an army to defeat Jari's minions maybe Jari himself but we shall see...I am not a Mod. but the Idea does sound interesting...hmmmmm
and then when he got the last word in that would be it.SO everyone just assumed he owned them and moved on.THIS is precisely what happend to ME he pulled my thread off topic and then he ended it along
with me sound right Jari so far. Now for his minions who have been following me around the site taking my thread off topic! James "B"ond,Squeezable,Otokoshi you all are looking pretty tired and skinny has Jari been feeding you lately you poor creatures I'll feed you just don't protect him anymore and you can have all the food you want!!! Just tell me where Jari is hiding thats it no harm will come to you I swear it!!
His reign of evil has ended...
EDIT: I don't need an army to defeat Jari's minions maybe Jari himself but we shall see...I am not a Mod. but the Idea does sound interesting...hmmmmm
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ChaosControl
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Lol, you and what army? We got a new mod already?
*Flame flame*
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Jari
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No idea - but I think that he managed to prove something; no matter how stupid you are, you can always get more stupid. :-D
Opposite on the other hand seems considerably more difficult.
EDIT: I'd go as far as to say that if we didn't have some evidence that MasterAden/masteraden and ButtButt are not the same person, I'd assume that this is the 5th coming (or something like that) of Butt-Man. They sure could be long lost brothers.
Opposite on the other hand seems considerably more difficult.
EDIT: I'd go as far as to say that if we didn't have some evidence that MasterAden/masteraden and ButtButt are not the same person, I'd assume that this is the 5th coming (or something like that) of Butt-Man. They sure could be long lost brothers.
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masteraden
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...What thats IT!!!!...After all the battling with your minions after all of the waiting that was it...(A ref finally walks in and blows his whistle Jari foul you exceeded in using the word "stupid" do over)and then masteraden screams at the "ref awww come on there is no 'do over' he always says that come on..." oooook I will allow a do over...stupid ref.
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squeeble
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WOW 14 posts and you've already gone completely nuts. I wonder how many of those 14 posts actually makes sense and if your 15th in retort will make any sense.(I highly doubt it). Seems to me like you need some prozac or maybe um riddlin yeh that'll calm you down and you can leave your fantasy battle world, or maybe you could turn it into a game and market it like dungeons and dragons.
Point being you make no sense (EVER), a bit of grmmar goes along way and weve gone from flaming Jari to you being an utter retard about something where people aren't laughing with you but at you so maybe you should have a good hard think before your next post, or maybe not I don't care really, coz either way it's gonna be amusing in some factor.
Point being you make no sense (EVER), a bit of grmmar goes along way and weve gone from flaming Jari to you being an utter retard about something where people aren't laughing with you but at you so maybe you should have a good hard think before your next post, or maybe not I don't care really, coz either way it's gonna be amusing in some factor.
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masteraden
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Hey Squeezable your alive thats good I see your powers of defending Jari are still intact well at least you have come up with some new material "You can't spell" *News Flash* 203 of your posts are "I don't understand" I will be dispatching counselors to your position immediately so you can deal with the trauma of having to read this "its going to be okay...Hold on"Anyway I see Jari has trained you well in the art of
useless posts...But come on how many of these minions do you have Jari :-Call them off and let this be a 1on1 or I can continue my work on them...
useless posts...But come on how many of these minions do you have Jari :-Call them off and let this be a 1on1 or I can continue my work on them...
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squeeble
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:lol: Actually I would guess about 200 of my posts are use full information thats what I do in majority here, I help people and my last post had nothing to do with defending Jari. Therefore not only can you not spell, in turn it appears you have no idea how to read either and
I'd like to see one post that actually makes sense is on the topic of Jari leaving and your opinion or maybe have a go at him and then get flamed back, but seriously if you keep going on with your crap calling us minions and shit wich I'm far from, I will forever refer the term masteretard because thats the oval your sitting in at the moment.
your posts are just as useless as mine in this thread seriously if all you can do is go on about crap that isn't just off topic no longer makes any sense WHAT SO EVER, atleast before you were actually trying to flame jari now the fact that you haven't come up with a single thing to say to him your just spoutin shit out ur arse that doesn't even make sense.
I'd like to see one post that actually makes sense is on the topic of Jari leaving and your opinion or maybe have a go at him and then get flamed back, but seriously if you keep going on with your crap calling us minions and shit wich I'm far from, I will forever refer the term masteretard because thats the oval your sitting in at the moment.
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masteraden
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"Your posts are just as useless as mine" You said it not me. :-D I am just about Jari I could careless what you think or do "Squeezable" you are just a puppet that follows Jari around and you prove it to the world be keep defensive posting your master "Jari's the best Jari eats noobs for breakfast" HAHAHAHA I like you :-D Your my favorite minion of them all now go I think I hear Jari calling you. 
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squeeble
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I made one defensive post about Jari, for you sir are a FUCKING RETARD I don't even know the guy. I basically said he was a good mod because he keeps useless shits like you out of the forums, infact why isn't this thread closed it least it would shut this dumb fuck up. I mean jesus christ just coz you spell check what you write doesn't mean it deserves to be called a post. I mean I think James pond knows jari I'm not sure not to sure bout otokoshi either, me however only intereacted with him a few times on the forum, do you actually think out anything you type and calling any of us minions anyway makes no sense.
I notice how you refer nothing to my posts and everything to what you seem to want to think.
So tell me what the hell is your purpose to being here or in this thread if it's just to talk useless shit.
I notice how you refer nothing to my posts and everything to what you seem to want to think.
So tell me what the hell is your purpose to being here or in this thread if it's just to talk useless shit.
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Otokoshi
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Let me get this straight, you ask me to stop derailing your topic in another section of the forum, even go as far as send me an email practically begging, I stop, then you post shit like this? You don't know when to quit kid. Don't worry about me, I've eaten today. I just think you forgot to take your medications.
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weeemus
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Ok since I'm pretty lazy in general, i will just summarize. Masteraden although you have every right to criticize jari, as to what squeeble mentioned
Oh wait I'm sorry but is it that you have no one on your side to help you out?
Well unlike you jari has people called 'friends'.
And to be honest i never actually talked to jari before, but i am defending Jari because he wiped out a shitless noob like you in the past.
At least make some fucking sense in what you say and post. And what's this about minions?. Are you a fucktard or somthing just because squeeble defended jari once you call him one of 'Jari's minions'.
Oh wait I'm sorry but is it that you have no one on your side to help you out?
Well unlike you jari has people called 'friends'.
And to be honest i never actually talked to jari before, but i am defending Jari because he wiped out a shitless noob like you in the past.
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masteraden
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...Freakin Jari minions...Alright lets get started.I dislike Jari he is not my favorite person I just invited him to a friendly debate on his position as a moderator and because this thread is in completely unrelated I took it upon myself to post and then suddenly  James Bond Okatikiyoucantspell and Squeezable attack me! So I defend myself (And quite successfully I might add) giving everyone a good laugh at Jari's minions expense...So for that I am SORRY...BUT and there is always a BUT YOU ARE HIS PAWNS the only people still posting are you guys so ask yourselves WHY! Poor dudes there like lost puppies they don't even know what to do...Now this is your last warning leave or feelings will be hurt and your master isn't around to protect you :-D
EDIT OMG They are crawling out of the wood work...weeemus must you start too??? Your history with Otokoshi goes without saying and I refuse to believe he had friends...When you say he defended him once or a thousand times it is still defending him at that,makes you his Bit*h I said this once and I'll say it again JARI CAN DEFEND HIMSELF.
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squeeble
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OMG
[sarcasm]Also if you can't spell a name Otokoshi witch is written right infront of you, you have serious problems[/sarcasm]
are you serious. You do realize the person people are laughing at is you with your senseless raving and as for feelings being hurt, I'd like to see you try, what are you gonna do a fat momma joke or somethin you have no power or status on this forum, and saying you successfully defended yourself is utter bullshit, how about you try and type up a retort that actually makes sense and doesn't start or end with the words "jaris minons", and like otokoshi pointed out you need your meds.
[sarcasm]Also if you can't spell a name Otokoshi witch is written right infront of you, you have serious problems[/sarcasm]
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masteraden
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Alright Squeezable have it your way...I deliberately misspelled there names and yours because its funny to me anyway...So I am going to sum up your last 20 posts MINION of Jari.
"You cant spell,you can't read,you're not making any sense,I can't understand you,OMG stop it,stop calling us minions and a little more of you are not making any sense!!!"....HAHAHAHA :-D Like I said
your my favorite your so simple your not like Jari he actually would have made me quit by now but you your easy. :evil: Since this has started Ive gotten many messages saying how funny I am....Later Squeezable Ive been dancing with you all day I have to go to bed sorry later.
"You cant spell,you can't read,you're not making any sense,I can't understand you,OMG stop it,stop calling us minions and a little more of you are not making any sense!!!"....HAHAHAHA :-D Like I said
your my favorite your so simple your not like Jari he actually would have made me quit by now but you your easy. :evil: Since this has started Ive gotten many messages saying how funny I am....Later Squeezable Ive been dancing with you all day I have to go to bed sorry later.
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squeeble
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Ok my last reply coz your obviously full of shit.
1. You didn't own anybody you went on about how were minions or some other bullshit witch makes no sense.
2. Your full of bullshit and I frankly don't care if I make you quit or not.
3. This list is as stupid and pointless as yours.
4. I frankly never gave a shit about this to begin with, it was just me testing to see how stupid people can be on an internet forum remember what I said in one of my earlier posts. So the only person here to get owned was you because you blatantly walked right into it, and while I'll never have 100% proof of my actions I frankly don't give a rats what you think, thus I don't have to prove myself to you coz anybody with a brain can see what I did here if you read back a few posts.
5.Just to make sure you haven't realised how retarded you are..
Just to point out I never said I won anything this was just me proving my point in an earlier post. Jari is probably pissing himself laughing with all this fuss over him anyway, and I hope that when he logs in next he rips you a new one.
Now to prove my final point "I don't care masteraden" *leaves topic so he can watch him post another retarded post in broken english that makes no sense and keeps going on about some shit about minions or something*
1. You didn't own anybody you went on about how were minions or some other bullshit witch makes no sense.
2. Your full of bullshit and I frankly don't care if I make you quit or not.
3. This list is as stupid and pointless as yours.
4. I frankly never gave a shit about this to begin with, it was just me testing to see how stupid people can be on an internet forum remember what I said in one of my earlier posts. So the only person here to get owned was you because you blatantly walked right into it, and while I'll never have 100% proof of my actions I frankly don't give a rats what you think, thus I don't have to prove myself to you coz anybody with a brain can see what I did here if you read back a few posts.
5.Just to make sure you haven't realised how retarded you are..
Just to point out I never said I won anything this was just me proving my point in an earlier post. Jari is probably pissing himself laughing with all this fuss over him anyway, and I hope that when he logs in next he rips you a new one.
Your either quite obviously lying or your having delusional fantasies because you haven't owned anyone and I have no idea why the hell you think you have.
Now to prove my final point "I don't care masteraden" *leaves topic so he can watch him post another retarded post in broken english that makes no sense and keeps going on about some shit about minions or something*
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masteraden
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HAHAHAHHA...I lied I don't sleep ever :evil: I'm glad you found that pic again its almost as funny as the last time...AND NOW to summarize your last 21 post "I don't understand" and as for "you fell right for my trap!!!" yeah sure uuuuuhhhhh really what am I ever going to do now!!! (masteraden screams for help) I'm trapped help!!!!!For the love of god can someone help me!!! I'm melting nooooooooooo.
(IS this the end of masteraden or will the evil henchmen of Jari win? Tune in next time as our hero battles on to find Jari...)
(IS this the end of masteraden or will the evil henchmen of Jari win? Tune in next time as our hero battles on to find Jari...)
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Jari
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You did? I must have missed that part, would you care to point it out to me again?
Yeah. It's just too bad that you don't live in the same reality as the rest of us. For starters, to be able to defend yourself, someone would have to attack you first.
And regarding these minions of mine you talk of; their support is very welcome and appreciated, but if you think that I know any of them in real life, or even in the Internets outside the context (big word, look it up: context) of this forum, or that this is in any way set up by me, you'd be wrong.
It just seems that for whatever reason they have either taken a liking of me, or maybe they just think that you are an annoying, whinybitch. Either way, that is the extent of their 'minionship'.
Oh, you have, have you? Since you are bragging about them, you have no problem if we ask the administration to read your messages and provide an independent estimate, or even show them to us, right? You do understand that they have the ability to do that, correct?
You really shouldn't lie when you have no idea of the technical capabilities other people have.
I would advice against sending yourself some PMs of support, too. See, not only does SMF log user IPs, but Apache does as well and it's quite a bit more throughout. And trust me, we know an open proxy when we see one.
Well, in any case I have to go to work. I look forward to seeing how much of an idiot you actually can make out of yourself. You are off to a great start, I have to say.
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masteraden
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Now thats a long one...I must really be having an impact on you you didn't even say stupid *Gold Star *.Cool now lets get down to business finally...For your minions I did not once say you knew them in real life...oooops (strike 1) Dude these guys are the best they have been following me around like white on rice...That is an attack (strike 2) now what was the other complaint...Oh yeah nobody PM me ever I think
and I don't ever recall saying they did :? (STRIKE 3)...Wait this is not baseball...Anyway I said...(I seem to repeat myself alot here) I have gotten messages of support I was referring to email for my 360 it broke yesterday :-D and they seem to think I am very funny. HAHAHAHAHA so you can read ok now that I have you without anyone jumping in I have a question for you?.....WILL YOU MARRY ME?...Please? :-D
and I don't ever recall saying they did :? (STRIKE 3)...Wait this is not baseball...Anyway I said...(I seem to repeat myself alot here) I have gotten messages of support I was referring to email for my 360 it broke yesterday :-D and they seem to think I am very funny. HAHAHAHAHA so you can read ok now that I have you without anyone jumping in I have a question for you?.....WILL YOU MARRY ME?...Please? :-D
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Jari
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Yes? I believe that I didn't claim you did, either?
Like I said, sadly - or not so sadly for us - your reality does not seem to have much in common with ours.
Word for word, you said:
Now, seeing that you do not have a public email address in your profile - or any other means of contacting you for that matter, I'd have to hazard a guess that any message of support would pretty much have to come as PMs.
And for that matter, someone with a Live! user account can probably confirm this for me; there is no email service for Xbox Live!, is there? There is an instant messenger, but since you talked about email...
Of course we all know you are lying anyways.
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