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Mirenheart
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Knows it's stuff. I'm tellin' ya.
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Kudistos Megistos
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Words can not describe the win
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xLostWingx
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Clever Indeed
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Vgr
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This is very cool ;D
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jeffdamann
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Lol
That looked crappy so I copied and pasted this one.
Because I am god.-me
I don't beleive in God.-cleverbot
So you dont believe in me?-me
Your God?-cleverbot
Thats correct.-me
What question do you ask?-cleverbot
That looked crappy so I copied and pasted this one.
Because I am god.-me
I don't beleive in God.-cleverbot
So you dont believe in me?-me
Your God?-cleverbot
Thats correct.-me
What question do you ask?-cleverbot
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Kudistos Megistos
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My attempts to seduce this fine maiden for a second time were rather less successful.
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Vgr
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LOL
LOL#2
LOL#2
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Covarr
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Cleverbot is a dirty liar.
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xLostWingx
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Me: Are you deaf?
CB: Does being deaf mean you cannot hear?
Me: Correct.
CB: You are deaf and I am a human.
Me: I didn't say I am deaf. I don't think you are human.
CB: I'm a human.
Me: I see. No wonder you are so clever. Are you getting paid?
CB: Serena is a girl name. But I would still go out with you if you wanted to. Since you are all alone it is the most I can do. - What?!
Me: I accept your offer. You will be my queen.
CB: You will be my master forever.
That, kudistos, is how you romance a Cleverbot.
Cleverbot then proceeded to attempt to convince me that he/she is in fact human, and is a programmer; ask me if I am the author of William Shakespear's plays; and ask if I support Obama's healthcare plan.
CB: Does being deaf mean you cannot hear?
Me: Correct.
CB: You are deaf and I am a human.
Me: I didn't say I am deaf. I don't think you are human.
CB: I'm a human.
Me: I see. No wonder you are so clever. Are you getting paid?
CB: Serena is a girl name. But I would still go out with you if you wanted to. Since you are all alone it is the most I can do. - What?!
Me: I accept your offer. You will be my queen.
CB: You will be my master forever.
That, kudistos, is how you romance a Cleverbot.
Cleverbot then proceeded to attempt to convince me that he/she is in fact human, and is a programmer; ask me if I am the author of William Shakespear's plays; and ask if I support Obama's healthcare plan.
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Kudistos Megistos
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Clearly
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Covarr
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You say that like I didn't already know... :-\
I lol'd at Cleverbot treating me as plural.
I lol'd at Cleverbot treating me as plural.
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Kudistos Megistos
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Your gender is ambiguous. Maybe that's why you're not getting laid?
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Vgr
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Well...
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Kudistos Megistos
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And since we know that Cleverbot is a liar, we can safely assume that she must be a girl.
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Hellbringer616
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Covarr
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Cleverbot:
Labels his units, but forgets the numbers.
Labels his units, but forgets the numbers.
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The Seer of Shadows
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I observed that Cleverbot makes little to no sense most of the time. I thus arrived at a hypothesis regarding Cleverbot's true identity.
I decided to test this hypothesis by confronting Cleverbot directly. As obnoxious as he was, I turned out to be wrong about him.
Good times, though.
I decided to test this hypothesis by confronting Cleverbot directly. As obnoxious as he was, I turned out to be wrong about him.
Good times, though.
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obesebear
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I almost feel like "Trampolines of course" has potential to be great
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Cupcake
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"Trampolines off course!"
sorry, had to
sorry, had to
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Kudistos Megistos
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We should all follow her advice.
HAHAHA OH WOW!
HAHAHA OH WOW!
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