Cleverbot

[ultima espio]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Coz the rooster was cheating with another man.
It's your choice.
Whos a better villain, Sephiroth or Kefka?
You are.

Well...ok

Cleverbot is red btw.

 

[xLostWingx]

User: Hello Selena, your master has returned.
Cleverbot: But you are not my master.
User: Thats not what you said last night.
Cleverbot: Oh, oh, oh it's magic! You know!
User: You win.
Cleverbot: I always do.
User: Its time for you to show me your true power.
Cleverbot: This is your last chance I'm serious.
User: I am ready to witness the full extent of your power.
Cleverbot: As you should be. Bow to your new saviour.

...later in the conversation...

User: You, the blasphemous heretic, were cast into Hell to burn for all eternity. Your entrails were played as bagpipes and your scrotum was stuffed with zombie feces and used for a pinata at the anti-christ's birthday party. A good time was had by all.
Cleverbot: Is that not true of people in general

 

[Kudistos Megistos]

CLEVERBOT WA KAWAII!