Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted.
But it hits your power cables, and you get a black out for the night.
No more video games. O.O

I wish this forum wasn't so lawless...
*sighs*
 
Granted, but they (the moderators) become so strict that you get banned for a single spelling or grammar error.

I wish something new and exciting would happen everyday.
 
Granted. You become a legend because of all of the everyday adventures you've been on.

I wish it was payday.
 
Granted.
But, you have to pay taxes, so you don't have enough money for food. O.O
Sorry couldn't think of anything.
haha.

I wish for a nice hamburger, right about now.
 
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Granted.  The hamburger is so nice to you that you become best friends.  All of your other friends see you hanging out with your burger and think that you are some sort of freak.

I wish I could instinctively tell truth apart from lies.
 
Granted. But, you realize, every single person is a liar. You get depressed, and live a life of anguish.

I wish i could EAT a hamburger.
 
Granted. You physicaly CAN eat a burger now, but sadly you didn't wish for one.

I wish i had a turtle's shell to protect me from bad stuff....so i can hidesors inside it when ppl yell at me for having a turtle shell.
 
Granted, but being sheltered in the shell makes you soft and weak because you never have to fend for yourself. After a while you will never be able to leave the shell and live in the real world. It keeps the bad things away, but it keeps the good things away as well.

I wish that memes would never grow old.
 
Granted.
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This guy is now immortal, and he isn't happy about it.  Feeling guilty now?

I wish I was immortal...
 
OK, but you're not invulnerable; you get a horrible disease and live for eternity in agony, never able to end the pain.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.
 
Granted. But, you work yourself to death, and leave your family with no financial support

I wish I They made video games like they used, with today's graphical aptitude.
 
OK, they make games like they used to in the 70's, with high-res graphics. Enjoy better looking Pong!

I wish this were true. Alternatively, I wish that I could fool some people into believing it's true  :evil:
 
Granted, you tell one person, who in turn tells many other people.  They all believe it, and many valued members around here mysteriously disappear...

I wish there were three more chests containing Osmose Tomes in Final Fantasy II.
 
I wish there were three more chests containing Osmose Tomes in Final Fantasy II.
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Granted, but they are the only chests in the game.

I wish it were possible to buy phoenix downs in FF3
 
Granted, but they cost an obscene amount of gil.

I wish every job in FFV had the auto abilities "Find Passages", "Find Pits", "Light Step", and "Sprint".
 
Granted, but now there's only one job in the game.

I wish that the field and battle backgrounds in the game had been resized from original 2048x2048 images that get mysteriously "leaked"  :wink: to this community.
 
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