Eyes on Me..??

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*Sircanealot gets up and brushes himself off*
*Three french men start pokeing him with sticks*
FM1(french man one): "I think e's dead!"
FM2: Let poke um some more!
FM3: With sharp Pointy Sticks! *Horn sounds. Calvary from Cow Boys and Indian films charge in*

Calvary man: Hult were have none of this!
*SirCanealot scutters off*
FM1: Err what is wrong? We were just pokeing this dead boy with a Pointy Stick!
Calvary man: Fraid not. Shoot them lads!
*calvary fire on the french killing them*

Caption: "A Short intermision"
Cheesy american voice reads out: "A modderatly long intermision"

*puase for several seconds*

*cut to middle aged man sitting at a desk and wearing Nothing more than a dear mask*

Man:Oi! Get that camera off my land!

*stands up exposeing underwear made out of well done toast*

Man: I meant that!

Cameraman: Whats it like to live out on your own at a desk wearing nothing more than a deer mask and underwhere consisted of toast?

*Mans pulls out revolver revolver and shoots the camera man dead. He then gos to pick up the camera and the man and dispense then both into there own large piles*

Caption: A intermision like before. But longer.


[This message has been edited by Sir Canealot (edited August 07, 2001).]
 
*I'm gunna hurt you!*
*No, i'm gunna hurt you!*
*Nuh uh!*
*Yuh huh!*
*Man #1 reveals unaforementiond power that changes battle completely.*
*Man #2 says 'oh shit!'.*
*Man #1 says "UUUUUUUUUUNGH!.*
*Man #2 and his friends die.*Thank you for listening to my rendition of the dragon ball z story.  Repeat ad infinitum.  (Should I make this into a mad lib?)   :D

EDIT:
If any of you read PVP, I think this is an example of what Scott Kurtz calls 'subject creep'.

[This message has been edited by MMiller8 (edited August 08, 2001).]
 
but I thought this was how a DBZ battle went....Man1: I'm gonna destroy you
Man2: No your not. Your power is nothing compared to mine!
Man1: Powers up. Starts making very disturbing groaning noises.
Man2: *Luahs* Hahah you think this is going to help you?
Man1: I will defeat you!
Man2: You dont even stand a chance!
Man1: Argh! *Runs at Man2*
Man2: *Gets out of way. Appears above man one and hit Man1 into ground*
*More pointless insulting for about another 3 epersodes*
*Repeat above steps in no particular order*
*Man1(hero) beats up Man2(bad guy). Man2 makes come back.
Man2: Your pathetic! Your power is weak. I have hardly used any of my power!
Man1: Yea well I have some in reserve to.
Man2: I havent even used 10% of my power!
Man1: What? No impossible! That cant be!
*Man1 one summons spirit bomb for 6 epersodes while Man2 stands there*
Man1: Argh!!! *Throws sprit bomb at Man2*
Man2: (Cant see a huge ball of enegey above him* Yes I'm going to destroy you!
*Gets his with spirit bomb*
*Good guys rejoice since they think it is over*
Man2 comes back with a couple of very small cuts.
Man2 to kills one of Man1s freinds. Man2 beats up Man1 for about 10 epersodes in the least.
Man1 discovers no level of power and beats up man two for ages.
Man2 gos to fill power and again bets up Man1 for ages.
Man1 makes a come back for one epersode and punches man2 in the stomach and starts sating "Its over. Your not even a challange any more".
Man2 gets cut in half but lives.
And err the fight ends about 10 epersodes from here.

Now thats a proper DBZ fight!
 
Sir Canealot - You look very familar~ From London?
Anyway, you're starting to sound like you're stalking Yuna... "You don't respond to my emails"? - MMiler8
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Wow, Tidus~ Well, quite a lot of stalkers where I come from... You really live in Jakarta Yuna? Well, I'm living not so far from you (the next Island or Continent) Malaysia. Well, if you guys don't know where that is, it's quite near to Australia~

Well, I've liked this girl for over 3 years already but I never told her. Everytime I see her my heart melts, her eyes give me strength~ It's so sad that we are from different schools, I can't see her often only on special events or at town with her family~ I try to call her at once every week (mostly Sundays or Saturdays) and we talk.

She calls me sometimes, but mostly I'm the one calling..funny how I feel rejected sometimes (like, you keep on giving something for a very long time but you don't get much of it back) Well, we are still very young so I can't bring her out (like to catch movies, look at stars, take a walk in the park) We live quite far apart too~

She is my first love (I don't really know if I can call it love or is it only mere admiration) She's the one who keeps me studying hard. I hope to be hers someday. I just hope she feels the same way too.

My sister knows (a bit) I didn't tell her everything but she knows through the way I treat her (the girl). I like my sister is because she is optimistic and very preceptive. She often gives me advice~

Sorry for going so off-topic here. Well, I feel much better typing here and telling you guys about it (I feel much better) It's easier to share with strangers~

Well, I guess enough about me. Back to the topic. Pictures (??) Well, mabye I'll take a picture of myself and scan it for you guys. I've been taking less and less pictures since I entered my teenage years. I do have a lot of baby and childish pictures though, but I want to give you guys a more updated picture of me. *I have learned a lot about patience over the years~*

-munch- -munch- Late dinner~ It's about 9pm here~ I came back around 7.30pm from Taekwondo Class, bathe, and started eating at 8.30pm. *went on-line at the same time =P*
My dinner's a bit cold~ *some chicken and egg*

Well, I'd better be going. Goodnight.
 
Setting:  Tokyo
Man1:  W3 N33D B33R!  N0 B33R H3R3!  Y0U G0 F1||D B33R!
Man2:  Oh, hush you!  I'm reading girl's comics.
Man1:  J00 W1|_|_ B0// T() M1 |_33T S|<1|_|_Z!  J00 G() F1||D B33R N0W!
Man2:  Hey!  Put that down!  Don't--  NOOO!  I didn't even get to find out how Naglizi finds her pet kitten and makes up with Sarjo-kun!
Man1:  B33R!  B33R!  M3 F1||D B33R N0//!  *Trots around trying to drink a torn anime girl's manga.*Where did this come from?

I can't help but limp off Sir Canealot, I think that's what i'm trying to say.
 
This is more like DBZ.Green thing: I want your balls!
Spiky haired boy: No! You'll have to fight me to unleash the dragon.
GT: Fine! I will power up!
SHB: Uh-oh
GT: AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GT:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Goes on for the rest of the series...*

Seriously. I've never watched DBZ exept when I once saw a bit while I was channel flicking. It was just this green guy screaming for ages! So I changed channel.

[This message has been edited by eerrrr (edited August 08, 2001).]
 
Millers you dont have to limp off. I went easy on you. I could have given you the events of the full 50 epersode Goku - Freeza fight   :DAnd Eerrrr thats Picollo you saw. He trys to act tough but usely he just gets the complate and utter shit beten out of him so Goku can come and save the day.

Him grunting was him powering up. To power up you need to make strangely arouseing(kidding....) grunting noises and surond(has temporaly forgoton how to spell this word) your self with cheesey light. And then every thing you do is more powerfull...and all the more badly animated.


And I am from London StrayWings. Was is the location on profiles that gave me away? I cant say I look like a brit. I mean the standard brit teenager is much more pale than me. For some reason I have a slight peminant tan from all the hot holidays I have taken over the years. No matter how long I sit in the dark it just Wont Go Away!

Argh. It makes me feel like a terrible example of an internet geek! *sobs*
Sometimes I feel like I should have a life!


[This message has been edited by Sir Canealot (edited August 08, 2001).]
 
Doesn't ANYONE know what my last narration was from?  :(THANK YOU for not going into the freeza episodes.  I don't want to visit the inner circle of hell.
 
Sir Canealot we need your pic in the other section with the rest!StrayWings-"strangers" I thought we were all friends here  :(  (lol)

[This message has been edited by EdeaS (edited August 09, 2001).]
 
Originally posted by Sir Canealot
*Saint shoots SirCanealot for blatent spam if that is possible in a place like this*
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lol
I pretty ok with spam.
 
Dragon Ball? Antique cartoon.
Tidus:Are u 15 or something? Why are you stalking Yuna? Maybe you can try injecting yourself with estrogen until you loose intrest to girls.
Yuna:I feel sorry for you. Shall we be penpals?
 
Eerrr said it. I really hope Joey got the extreme irony in his own post...
 
Seriously Joey.. Jesus.. and plus for that matter if you inject yourself with estrogen... you wil just grow breasts.. estrogen or beer do that.. just a coincidence?  :) and uh joey.. have you ever heard of Lesbians.. cuz well uh they are quite full of estrogen and STILL LIKE WOMEN!?!?! LoL but really estrogen and testosterone god i probably misspelled that who cares.. n e way. .they are in men and women.. yes joey thats right. you have estrogen in YOU!!!
 
Dont worry about it Joey. I dont know what the F*** he talking about either.
 
actually caddberry is pretty smart. learn your anatomy and physiology guys you'll need it later. :)
 
StrayWings-"strangers" I thought we were all friends here  :( (lol) - EdeaS
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It stabbed me quite hard...sorry EdeaS, I didn't meant it~ You guys are not strangers, like EdeaS said, we are all friends~ Sorry I said that it's easier to share towards strangers...

Sorry guys~
 
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