Get a geek boyfriend

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Oh dear god

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What's worse is that it's on AMD forums. I doubt a non-geek woman is going to wander across that without forethought. Even then, if the woman is....a woman, most geeks will fall for her.
 
"Hi!  Wow, cool laptop!  Is that a Mac?"
"Yeah!  Isn't it awesome?  It's got 4 GB of memory!"
"Is it a 13-inch or a 15-inch?"
"It's a 17-inch!  And it's got four USB slots!!"
"OH MAH GAWSH!  You've GOT to marry me!!"

... Just... no.
 
That's too geeky for most geeks. Seriously.

Not to mention, it's endearing for a girl to like you in spite of having no common interests. Faking common interests? That's called a relationship based on a lie, and it's doomed to fail from the start.
 
most women would not want a geek. that's because they tend to judge men by their attractiveness and social behavior.

also geeks give off a bit of a childish impression, and that doesn't help much.
 
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ms.sith hates some of my geeky habits, like coding for hours or all weekend. oh that and not wanting to go places.
 
most women would not want a geek. that's because they tend to judge men by their attractiveness and social behavior.
Hey... geeks are attractive kay. =/
 
well, i'm a geek and my girlfriend loves me, so, let there be hope for suckers like me :P
 
well, i'm a geek and my girlfriend loves me, so, let there be hope for suckers like me :P
same here. well, maybe. i'm not sure i belong with the geeks.
 
I can't imagine ever loving something that is real. 2D All the way.
 
One wonders whether Chocobo_Girl used these tactics when picking up Timu
 
One wonders whether Chocobo_Girl used these tactics when picking up Timu
one must also ask whether it was she who picked me up or i who picked her :P
 
one must also ask whether it was she who picked me up or i who picked her :P
we all know u didn't geek guys are mostly afraid of talking to girls.. she prolly had to coax u w/ some candy or something..
 
one must also ask whether it was she who picked me up or i who picked her :P
we all know u didn't geek guys are mostly afraid of talking to girls.. she prolly had to coax u w/ some candy or something..
Timu isn't shy/afraid. =P He's supah ballzy.
 
one must also ask whether it was she who picked me up or i who picked her :P
we all know u didn't geek guys are mostly afraid of talking to girls.. she prolly had to coax u w/ some candyMountain Dew or Cheetos or something..
Fixed. This is how nerds work.
 
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"They wear jeans or shorts"

Is that a joke? Pretty much every single person i see in my school wears jeans or shorts.
 
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