Joke: What's brown and sticky

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Halkun: I would have guessed a broken boomerang.  :DThe SaiNt: I'm beginning to wonder.
 
Hey..this post can become like the residential crap jokes page, I'm sure it would surpass 10 pages real quickly:Anyway here my contribution :-


A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
 
uh, im seeing two possible outcomes, i wont mention them. can someone tell me the funny side :D?
 
Shes got...In her mouth man!!!
Do you need it spelled out. I'll make a wav file :)
 
ARGHHHHHHH!!! GROSS!!!!! WHY ARE U GUYS SOO DIRTY!!! MY LIFE IS DIRTY ENOUGH WITH HENTAI MAGS IN MY WORKINGPLACE AND IN SCHOOL(THE F**** THERE ARE VERY DIRTY) AND NOW THIS??? I KNOW THAT THE SITE HAS PICS OF BOOBS, PENIS AND BALLS BUT STOP!!! OR I'LL USE EVEN MORE DIRTIER JOKES!!!
 
Jesus Christ!!!
That is probably the weirdest thing I've ever read in my life, what everyone was saying about you being a pothead all seems so much truer now.
 
Here's another funny joke.  C'mon!  More people post jokes here please.U probably wont get it if you dont know who David Beckam is but you can just exchange him for a blonde.

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David Beckham walks into a library and says, "I'll have a Big Mac and fries, please."

The librarian replies, "Sir, this is a library."

Beckham looks embarrassed and whispers, "I'll have a Big Mac and fries."
 
Joey You really are a total freak.
Freak
FreakDid any of you guys see the Ali G interview with posh and becks, that was really funny, taking the piss out of him all the time  :)
 
lol, that beckham ones funny. i know who becham is. i havent seen ali g in ages. i cant think of any jokes at the moment, maybe i'll write some later.
 
Not as funny as this:A guy is sleeping near the beach during the night. When he woke up, he found himself in the hospital. A little guy was there and he asked him what happend. The little guy said;
"I pulled down your pants and saw a stiff bird there. I played with it and it squirted something to me. So, I cut the bird and threw it into a bonfire."

Sick, Huh.
 
-How would you call it: Blonde is dyeing her hair black?-Artificiall Inteligence...
 
Funny, but not Joey - there have been so many variations of that joke that everyone has heard
I'm an insane poster !!!!!!
 
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