Joke: What's brown and sticky

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nice one M0T. the version of that joke ive heard is:
a boy was sitting in his bedroom when his little sister came in and said "can i play with your willi?" and he was like "no, go away", but after she hassled him loads he gave in. after a while he fell asleep. when he woke up he found his dick was gone. "what the fuck did you do!?" he asked his sister, "well i was licking it, then it spat at me so i bit its haed off"......
 
Three blondes are walking through a forest when they come to a large river. They're trying to work out how to get across when one of them finds a bottle on the ground and picks it up.A genie comes out and says "I am the genie of the bottle. For freeing me, I will grant you each a wish".

The first blonde says, "I want to be intelligent enough to figure out a way across the river." So the genie goes "It is done." She pushes a log into the river and paddles it across.

The next blonde says, "I want to be even more intelligent than she is". So the genie goes "It is done." This blonde lashes some logs together with vines, makes a sail from her clothes and sails across.

The last blonde says, "I want to be the most intelligent blonde in the universe." The genie says "It is done". So she walks across the bridge.  :D
 
Hehehehehehehahaha
I've heard that one before
What about this one:
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. HAHAHA
 
OK herez a good one...Three midgets are on a bridge fed up with life, and they all want to commit suicide together.

A man walks by and says " what are you doing on the bridge".

A midget replies " well we are fed up with life and we just want to die"

The man says "Thats Crazy! There is plenty of things you can do."

"Like what?" the midget replies.

"Well For instance i just got in the guiness book of world records for jumping rope the most times in the world!" the man raves.

The midget thinks, and smiles.
"Guys I got a great idea. Ya know what? I have the smallest hands i have ever seen!"

The second midget says "Well, I have the smallest feet i have ever seen"

The third sits and mumbles "igot the smalle3(*%&$(*"
"What?" they ask.

I said " I have the smallest dick i have ever seen."

The first midget replies "Its ok bro, were all gonna be famous anyway."

So off to the record hall they go...

The first midget Runs out...
"Guys Guess what!? I have the smallest hands in the WORLD!"

The second midget goes in comes out and says "Hey Alright! I have the smallest feet in the world!"

The third slowly creeps in and comes out crying.

"What happened?" they ask.

GOD DAMMIT! Have you ever heard of a bastard named JOEY!?


Tell me ya dont love it!
 
I really didn't expect so funny ending. Joey is that true?  :)
HEHE
 
I could never have guessed the ending to that one, totally HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!Pure brilliance.
 
Is cadberry a girl? Why does he like to backstab me? Hey, here's a joke too. There was this guy who wanted to enlarge his dick. So he asked his friend who asked him to dip it in tea. So, this guy bought some tea and dipped but his dick shrunk instead. He checked the tea's label and it read "Slimming Tea".(My form teacher told us this joke...)
 
Your form tutor sounds odd.
And don't be nasty to Caddberry he told a joke which was funny, he told it because you act like an idiot and lied to all of us, so far I don't believe Caddberry has. However when He does you can call him a girl (unless you are, dont know)
 
Nah Joey i am a guy... and how did i backstab you? did i ever claim to be "on your side"? or hell any side for that matter? and yes joey i made the joke about you because i thought it was only fitting  :)
 
Ok...Reset!!! Now, please stop this as I won't lie at you guys(if that's what you call it) Pleeese!! Pretty!!!
 
???/me almost says something, then thinks better of it and decides not to get involved.
 
Ok, Joey can you explain this?
Ok...Reset!!! Now, please stop this as I won't lie at you guys(if that's what you call it) Pleeese!! Pretty!!!
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Is it something to do with this?


Nah Joey i am a guy
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Joey: Are you saying you're not?

So character profile so far for Joey is 80 year old pot smoking mexican woman.

All righty........

Talk about this messageboard catering for a wide audience! :-D
 
Hehehe Joey is constantly chnging  :wink: Morphing
And this message board is only doing this because there is no ffpc out at the moment,  but it is interesting :)
 
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