FF9 was just fine. So there wasn't some fruity organization that half-assedly trains people to assassinate people which the army could've killed easier and cheaper, this whiny girl who pops out of nowhere to only whine nonstop, two losers with severe emotional and competitive problems, the fact that all you have to do to get stronger is by putting your balls in your weapon or sucking out the energy from enemies, half-assed explanation to people that have no idea what they are doing already about time travel, a game with a fairly decent story which gets ruined by shitty planning and rushed completion, a battle system where every character has a possibility of being the same damn person only with a different model (other than limit breaks), the lack of explanation and perhaps coincidence that the people responsible for taking down some biatch that no one has even heard of in the future were all in the same orphanage being bullied by the same guy who had nothing to do with taking down the biatch and mysteriously appears at the end of the game anyways just for shits and giggles, two losers (fat and skinny) that stand around laughing at everything for no reason and end up dying for it, some guy whose balls could fall off in the middle of a sentence and he would get them back with this creepy explanation of how his package was unsent in the mail by a postmaster so he gets to stay alive however long he pleases, pointless and predictable scenes, characters that are less interesting than watching a cat lick himself all day, annoying tutorials at the beginning of the game that won't go away no matter what you do, bad guys that are there but really aren't, really twisted twists where the entire perspective of the game suddenly changes and then the director of the game comes out in 3d form and says "just kidding" and leaves (also known as a red herring, which isn't neccesarily bad), places that get destroyed by the people that built it and since the place they destroyed was paying a ton of tax money the company that did it ended up losing tons of money anyways and they never fixed it, a newly made president that pops out of his helicopter then asks the main character if he wants to join with the enemy blatantly and the guy refuses so the president sends his dog after the guy who immediately gets chomped in the groin, a guy that forces himself into your team for no reason and it ends up that it's your own damn fault you let him in because awhile later you get screwed over by the same guy who was forced onto your team, FMV's basically are pre-rendered versions of the already crappy 3d models used widely in the game, and finally this 5-minute sequence where some fat guy with pointlessly long fingers pokes people and whines about some guy and his wife he met at a swinger's party and now he thinks they are trying to take away the ridiculous sphere with flashing colors he lives in.
You won't find any of that in FF9. Although in both FF8 and FF9 there are women that look like men and men that look like women, I think that that problem is just one flaw of few for FF9, and just another terrible mistake for FF8.
But should FF9 be released to pc? Hell no. Both games that were ported to PC sold terribly, and had many flaws. Have you seen all the programs that programmers and geniuses have made to change the games? The pc ports are terrible! Just get an emulator, man. There are new plug-ins coming out all the time for ePSXe. There's this wonderful software plug-in that I used for most of FF9 called
P.E.O.P.S. My old video card wasn't very good for the battle transitions in that game, and I think I completed the game fair and square. I don't think some huge-assed company that just merged with their lifelong enemy, put FF1 and FF2 out on the PSX pretty much just to change
one line from FF1, will even consider porting FF9 to the pc.
