Poetry - Close Me

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"The Mourning"

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely,
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away,

He sang of far off places,
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window,
And crushed his @#%$ing head,

I'm not a morning person.


i thought this was worth sharing: i still laugh every time i read it. (But maybe thats jsut because theres a lot of memories that go along with it)


[edited] 249 2001-12-13 02:51

[edited] 249 2001-12-20 23:47
 
My friend has 10 books of extremely sick poems. Here's a few, in webdings font to prevent....you know...


"now that's what I call a real screw on the wall!",
A female reporter said, and ejaculated a lot,
"Wow, its...its...lifesize...," a few more turned sexy,
Chiew Wai protested "Ieh, I'm onlee demo only!"

"Could we...fuck?" someone said, masturbating,
Fatty said,"Think I'll go, maybe I'm disturbing,
"Whiet! Whiet!" Chiew Wai called but was pulled by a girl,
Who proceeded to expose the swollen genital.

"Ooooh, big, ah, what a dear," came a few reporters in unison,
Chiew Wai turned red, worse than an onion,
"Ieh, I ah, fitteen years onlee, hiow to hiave siex?"
Chiew Wai pleaded, his dick turned black.


The author of the sick poem lives in Petaling, Malaysia.
To view: Copy the webdings text and paste it onto notepad.
 
i proabably could have lived without have to have sen that... i wonder is anyone can read webdings.... seems like a useful skill.... cause you never know then some is going to post a POEM in it...
 
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[spoiler] i like pie [/spoiler]

hmmm.... that didnt work too well........
[edited] 249 2001-12-14 02:09
 
[ spoiler ] i like pie [ /spoiler ] without the spaces
[edited] 249 2001-12-14 02:12
 
"now that's what I call a real screw on the wall!",
A female reporter said, and ejaculated a lot,
"Wow, its...its...lifesize...," a few more turned sexy,
Chiew Wai protested "Ieh, I'm onlee demo only!"

"Could we...fuck?" someone said, masturbating,
Fatty said,"Think I'll go, maybe I'm disturbing,
"Whiet! Whiet!" Chiew Wai called but was pulled by a girl,
Who proceeded to expose the swollen genital.

"Ooooh, big, ah, what a dear," came a few reporters in unison,
Chiew Wai turned red, worse than an onion,
"Ieh, I ah, fitteen years onlee, hiow to hiave siex?"
Chiew Wai pleaded, his dick turned black.

I think that lost something in the translation.... :smile:
 
i wonder why some one would write that? kinda of funny though.


yea it worked.
 
not digusting just classicly funny. didn't you read it in notepad? :???:
 
yea but so are pesimists. either is bad you need to have a mix of both. or more desierable 2 personalities. one excessivly happy one always mad.  you could havea tv show.
 
yes, backwards to optimists.

its my own little twisted for of the Reflexive property
 
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