Rumors you'd make up in FF7

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Jari's not a cat!?
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Jari's not a cat!?
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I've heard rumours to this effect. I've also heard that you're not a series of letters.
 
It's entirely possible - I'm not sure if I have/ever had a human form or not. Perhaps I did, once.
 
This thread gives me ideas....
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1. Make Sonichu mod for FF7

2. Upload video to YouTube

3. Inform Chris-chan

4. ? ? ? ?

5. PROFIT!
 
4. Lara Croft rumor
Someone says that Tomb Raider starlet Lara Croft is obtainable in Final Fantasy VII. He believes in breeding two gold chocobos and improving them to S Class. Once doing so, beat Joe twelve times and he will be replaced by a new rider. Beat the rider three times, and you will receive the item with no name. With Tifa in your party, leave the Gold Saucer and Tifa will talk about the mysterious item. Show her the item, and the screen will go blank. When vision returns, Tifa will transform into Lara Croft.

Personal Opinion:.......... - Reno

Personal Opinion:Self Explanitory... Rude

Status: False (PROVED)
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How's about someone get some Lara Croft models and send The Turk Alliance put a video on youtube of you having Lara in your party? All kinds of fun there. :D (they haven't updated in a long time)

And as for something that actually contributes:

21. Aire Tam Storm
Emerald Weapon's Aire Tam Storm attack can be weakened>. This is achieved by minimalising the number of materia equipped. Damage to a character is determined by the amount of materia a character is holding, multiplied by 1111. For example, a character equipped with five materia will receive 5555 hp damage.

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I don't know if any of you knew about this, but that's actually something quite useful.
 
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21. Aire Tam Storm
Emerald Weapon's Aire Tam Storm attack can be weakened. This is achieved by minimalising the number of materia equipped. Damage to a character is determined by the amount of materia a character is holding, multiplied by 1111. For example, a character equipped with five materia will receive 5555 hp damage.

Status: TRUE
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I don't know if any of you knew about this, but that's actually something quite useful.
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(I thought everyone already knew about that.  In fact, one of the strategies to defeating Emerald is to stick two materia on a character with a max HP stat of 9,999 so that you enter "All Lucky 7s" mode whenever Aire Tam Storm hits.)

Quick Trivia: Aire Tam is "maT eriaA" backwards (read: materia).
 
4. Lara Croft rumor
Someone says that Tomb Raider starlet Lara Croft is obtainable in Final Fantasy VII. He believes in breeding two gold chocobos and improving them to S Class. Once doing so, beat Joe twelve times and he will be replaced by a new rider. Beat the rider three times, and you will receive the item with no name. With Tifa in your party, leave the Gold Saucer and Tifa will talk about the mysterious item. Show her the item, and the screen will go blank. When vision returns, Tifa will transform into Lara Croft.

Personal Opinion:.......... - Reno

Personal Opinion:Self Explanitory... Rude

Status: False (PROVED)
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Hmm...I do have the Tomb Raider 2 model......This one is actually rather tempting :P
 
What?  Really?  How lame is that!

... Or is that just another FF7 rumor you just made up?  That's very clever ;)

(jk)

The original name of Fat-Chocobo was "HO-LY cow, that chicken is huge!!" ;D
 
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(I thought everyone already knew about that.  In fact, one of the strategies to defeating Emerald is to stick two materia on a character with a max HP stat of 9,999 so that you enter "All Lucky 7s" mode whenever Aire Tam Storm hits.)

Quick Trivia: Aire Tam is "maT eriaA" backwards (read: materia).
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Truth is, I've only fought Emerald three or four times, despite how many times I've played through. :P
 
I've never fought Emerald.  Period.  Except this one time when I accidentally ran into him while my party's levels were still quite low.  I just ran away.
 
I fought him loads of times, but only once properly. In the end, I just gave up because I got bored of the knights of the round animation.
 
If you complete the game with perfect score etch. you get a hentai orgy ending with all the main characters, including a revived Aeris. Bugenhagen is the main pimp.   ::)
 
If you complete the game with perfect score etch. you get a hentai orgy ending with all the main characters, including a revived Aeris. Bugenhagen is the main pimp.   ::)
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Someone has to make this mod
 
Only three of the main characters are female so it wouldn't exactly be...

... well, anything I'd ever want to watch :o
 
Only three of the main characters are female so it wouldn't exactly be...

... well, anything I'd ever want to watch :o
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Could always edit main crew to be females. Already got a ready made field animation for cloud :P
 
Bugenhagen as an old granny wouldn't really make the scene any better, actually...
 
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