THE OFFICIAL WORLD CUP AND CAPS LOCK THREAD!

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Will England finally win? Will we get knocked out in the quarter finals in a penalty shoot-out? Will we lose humiliatingly to the US? How many fans will get raped/murdered? Will there be lulz? By the 12th of July, we'll know the answer!

Today's matches are South Africa vs Mexico and Uruguay vs France. I'm tending towards saying that Mexico and France will win, but SA have home advantage and a lot of expectation, so... the first match should be an exciting one (lol just kidding, early games are nearly always 0-0 draws :D)

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ftw.

Of course, I will be working during most the games, anyway. But at least Sunday I can watch the 2pm-er  :)
 
I can't wait to see England vs USA tomorrow! Crappy team vs rival crappy team. Gonna be epic.
 
I can't wait to see England vs USA tomorrow! Crappy team vs rival crappy team. Gonna be epic.
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Of course you can't wait. The US have nothing to lose because they're the underdogs; we're the favourites and it will be incredibly embarrassing if we lose ;D. Given England's recent performances, that's probably what will happen :-[

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Oh for fucks sake!

Green should be shot for that!
 
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lol you brits cant even beat us at your own sport :] let's see you play us in real football.
 
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lol you brits cant even beat us at your own sport :] let's see you play us in real football.
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We just did play you in real football! We might play you at handegg one day, when we have enough obese people who can run for 30 seconds.

Srsly, England had no excuse for not winning that game by a big margin, given the amount of possession and territory they had  >:(
 
american football is extremely intense. similar to HIIT. you might not think it's much but you're going all out, compared to soccer where you just go at 50% most of the game. If you did give it your all you would tire out in a matter of seconds, which is why american football has those rest periods. Iunno if you've wrestled before, but those 90 seconds of wrestling may seem short, but damn, the intensity of it. Once you've wrestled, everything else in life is easy.

Soccer is more a long distance cardio stamina slow-twitch muscle thing. Football is fast-twitch intense all out sport with rest breaks in between.

I think you guys deserved to win =P We had a lucky goal at the end, plus americans don't even care about soccer. Noone watches soccer here. Our favourite sports
Football >> Basketball >> Baseball >> hockey >> Mixed Martial Arts (srs lol)
soccer doesn't break the top 5 here =/
 
Well, that game was pretty meh.
First half was fun. I don't know that we really deserved a tie, though. The score we got was from your mistake. Pretty crappy, that.

P.S. Must say that hockey is above baseball, imo.
 
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american football is extremely intense. similar to HIIT. you might not think it's much but you're going all out, compared to soccer where you just go at 50% most of the game. If you did give it your all you would tire out in a matter of seconds, which is why american football has those rest periods. Iunno if you've wrestled before, but those 90 seconds of wrestling may seem short, but damn, the intensity of it. Once you've wrestled, everything else in life is easy.

Soccer is more a long distance cardio stamina slow-twitch muscle thing. Football is fast-twitch intense all out sport with rest breaks in between.
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I actually think I'd be much better at sports if I were American; I'm a fast-twitch person myself, and most of our sports emphasise endurance more than anything else.
 
NOOOOOOO USA SCORED...GREEN WTF HOW COULD U NOT CATCH THAT!!!!
Ohh if your american it was a good game of FOOTBALL not SOCCER!!!


ONCE AGIAN FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER!!!
 
WATEVER THE SECOND HALF  WE WERE ALL OVER U LIKE A FAT KID AT MCDONALDS WE WERE JUST UNLUCKY AND MOST OF YOU SQUAD PLAY FOR THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN ENGLAANDD :P STICK TO BASEBALL WETEVER ELSE YOU GUYS PLAY.
 
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>hotmail.com email address (not .co.uk)

>gif from American news channel

I'm suspicious....
 
On a related note, we can take solace from the fact that, in the last world cup, the Italians drew their first game, which was against the US. IIRC, they went on to do rather well.... ;)
 
WOOOW ENGLAND MANAGER CAPPELLO JUST SMILLED........THE END OF THE WORLD HAS BEGUN   BUT LETS PRAY IT WAS JUST WIND.
 
KEYBOARD IS BROKE AND STUCK ON CAPS IT A PAIN, SORRY IF IT OFFENDS THO  :roll:
 
YES IT DOES OFFEND AND I THINK YOUR KEYBOARD MUST HAVE BEEN BROKEN WHEN YOU MADE YOUR ACCOUNT AS WELL AND NOW MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN TOO AND I KEEP TYPING IN CAPS LOCK WHICH IS VERY ANNOYING BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY EXTREMELY CALM AND TRANQUIL RIGHT NOW AND THE CAPS DO NOT GIVE MY POSTS THE TONE I WANT THEM TO HAVE AND IT MAKES ME LOOK VERY ANGRY
 
KEYBOARD IS BROKE AND STUCK ON CAPS IT A PAIN, SORRY IF IT OFFENDS THO  :roll:
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I guess you better learn how to type while holding down shift.
 
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