Gumby: Good evening. First take a bunch of flowers. (he grabs flowers from table) Pretty begonias, irises, freesoas and cry-manthesums...then arange them nicely in a vase(he thrusts the flowers down wildly; he even bangs then with a mallet in an attempt to get them all in) Get in! Get in!Cut to a cafe. All the customers are Vikeings. Mr and Mrs Bun enter dowards (on wires).
Mr Bun: Morning
Waitress:Well theres egg and bacon; egg sasuage and bacon;egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sasauge and spam; spam bacon sasuge and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a morary sauce garnished with truffle pate brndy amd a freind egg on the top and spam.
Mrs bun: Have you got anything with out spam in it?
Waitress:Well theres spam egg sasuge and spam thats not got much spam in it.
Mr Bun: Cant she have egg bacon spam and sasuge?
Mrs bun: Thats got spam in it!
Mr Bun: Not as much as spam egg sasuge and spam.
Mrs Bun: Look can I have egg bacon spam and sasuge with out the spam?
Waitress:Uuuuuuggggh!
Mrs Bun: What do you mean uuuggh! I dont like spam.
Vikeings(singing) Spam spam spam spam spam...spam spam spam spam ...lovely spam, wonderful spam...
*breif shot if vikeing ship*
Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! You cant have egg baconspam and sasuge with out the spam.
Mrs Bun: Why not!
Waitress:Well it wouldent be egg bacon spam and sasuge, would it?
Mrs Bun: I dont like spam!
MrBun: Dont make a fus dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm havng spam spam spam spam spam...
Vikeings

singing) Spam spam spam spam....
Mr Bun: Bakend beans spam spam and spam.
Waitress: Baked beans are off
Mr Bun: Can I have spam insted?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam?
Vikeings

still singing) Spam spam spam spam...(ect)
Mr Bun: Yes.
Waitress: Arrggh!
Vikeings:... lovely spam, wonderfull spam.
Waitress:Shup up! Shup up!
The vikeings shut up momentairly. Enter the hungarian
Hungarian: Great bobies honey bun my lower intestine is full of spam egg spam bacon spam tomotoe spam...
Vikeings(starting up again) Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:Shut up.
A police man rushes in and buddles the Hungarien out.
Hargarien: My nipples explode...
Cut to a historien
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'A historian'
Historian: Another great vikeing victory was at the Green Midget Cafe at Bromley. Once again the vikeing stragy was the same. They saild from these fords here (indicateing map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and wiated for the strong north eately winds to blow there oaken gallys to england whenth they saild on may 23rd. Once in bromley they assembled in the Green Midget Cafe and spam selecting a spam particler spam item from the spam menu would spam spam spam spam spam...
Backdrop behing him rises to again to reviel the cafe again. The vikeings start singing again and the historien conducts them.
Vikeings: SPam spam spam spam spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam. Lovely spam, wonderfull spam...
Mr and Mrs Bun raise slowly into the air.
Whew typeing that out was fun. Good old Monty Phython just the words book. Creidt were amuseing to but I'm only typeing them if someone pays me.
Well theres your lesson in spam. Hope you enjoyed it.
You know. Spam is achally pretty tasty....
Oh and if I get the Mp3 off the music CD any one wanna host it? I will need a program that rips mp3s though. Suggestions any one?
[This message has been edited by Sir Canealot (edited August 09, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by Sir Canealot (edited August 09, 2001).]