Corrupt-A-Wish

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Not funny.
My pneumothorax cost me $11,000 and tremendous back-aches (hard to lay any other way with a tube going between your ribs into your chest).
The back pains were so terrible I vowed that if my lung should ever collapse again I would rather just die.
The first time they cut me open was painful and left a scar.
Should I have to go in a second time, I can’t imagine the pain (not to mention unhealable phyisical damage) I would have to endure when they cut through the scar from the first time.

Granted.
Humans instead kill each other with their hands and with sticks, rocks, and various other artifacts they did not create.


I wish I was funny.
 
L. Spiro : Well, I didn't intend it to be funny. My brother told me with great details how painful it was and that he can't do as much sport as he used to, so I know pretty well how damaging it can be. Anyway, I'm sorry about that :(
 
Granted, but you are also mute.

I wish I had 100% grade average.
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granted, only you're kicked out of skool cus they think you cheat.

I wish for 13370|2 programming skillzzzSzS
 
I wish for 13370|2 programming skillzzzSzS
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Granted, but then you get life-time ban from any kind of computer.

I wish people always wrote my nick correctly.

dziugo
 
I wish people always wrote my nick correctly.
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Granted, but it is only written correctly on paper, dzugio. :wink:

I wish I always had exact change for any purchase.
 
Granted, but its going to all be in pennies... (or whatever your lowest coin is over there)

I wish that pirates and ninjas could get along.
 
Granted, but there alliance results in the destruction of the earth.

I wish for a commusnist controlled US. (I must point out I'm not a Communist I Just think this be would the greatest Irony.)
 
I love Maddox. Also you must have heard of www.ninjapirate.com the original knockoff. Bet this thread will be here forever.
 
Granted but communists are dictated by Bush.

I wish for everything to be everlasting from now on, and whatever I want to revive also.
 
I wish for everything to be everlasting from now on, and whatever I want to revive also.
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Granted, everlasting damnation...

I wish i was fluent in japanese...
 
Granted, but you forget English and can never leave the US.

I wish the cheap-labor conservatives would disappear.
 
Granted, but you forget English and can never leave the US.

I wish the cheap-labor conservatives would disappear.
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Granted, but everyone will sit in his/her own shit cus no one cleans it >.>
I wish for an unlimited supply of good food and drinks and smokes, and i will be able to use it
 
Granted, but you overindulge, thus becoming so obese that you never get laid.

I wish I received a dollar for every wish made.
 
I wish I received a dollar for every wish made.
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Granted only if you then give them all to me.

I wish i understood what the hell was going on in Lain.

I probley shouldn't have watched donnie darko before it, my perception of reality is getting all fucked up today... it doesn't help with been sick with a fever of some sort either.
 
Granted, but you see all the spoilers as well (yeah that was awful)
I wish I had more chocolate!
 
Granted, but now you hate chocolate.

I wish pro-gaming in Korea would branch to the USA.
 
I wish pro-gaming in Korea would branch to the USA.
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Granted, korea invade's the USA and brings pro-gaming with it along with any other cultural differences.

I wish my computer would stop with the error's... i messed it up somehow :weep: . now its crashing every time i do something.. even the smallest thing crashes it ... ARGGRGGRG.. ..bugger, today suck's already & the sun hasn't even come up yet.
 
Granted, however when you're around, the sun doesn't come up at all.

I wish to understand every language spoken on earth and also be able to speak it myself.
 
Granted, but now you are 90 years old because you wasted your life learning all of the languages

I wish I didn't have a million dollars.
 
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