Corrupt-A-Wish

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I wish I didn't have a million dollars.
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Granted, it is now in a diffrent currency.

1,000,000.00 USD
United States Dollars    =    838,028.33 EUR


I wish the internet no longer had creepy people.
 
Granted, it is now in a diffrent currency.

1,000,000.00 USD
United States Dollars    =    838,028.33 EUR


I wish the internet no longer had creepy people.
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Granted but now the creepy people hang out at the parks and chat to the little boy and girls

i wish for saga .co to come back from the dead with a new Console

that better then the ps3
 
Granted, but now the PS3 sucks, so being better then it isn't saying much.

I wish that I was an unnaturally strong seventeen-year-old protagonist on a journey to defeat a god-aspiring villian.
 
I wish that I was an unnaturally strong seventeen-year-old protagonist on a journey to defeat a god-aspiring villian.
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Granted, but you are doomed to faliure.

I wish that the Revolution actually does well!
 
Granted, but it does so well, people don't make PC games anymore.

I want to have a magic carpet that could set things other than me on fire.
 
Granted.  It immediately sets your family on fire and all your friends, and then hangs around in case you ever fall in love so it can him/her on fire too.


I wish I could visit myself in the past and correct my mistakes/stop myself from being such a brat.
 
Granted, but being a brat saved your life, so you end up dead.

I want a clock that tells the correct time depending on the time zone that is not very heavy, nor does it require batteries, nor is it breakable.
 
Granted, but being a brat saved your life, so you end up dead.

I want a clock that tells the correct time depending on the time zone that is not very heavy, nor does it require batteries, nor is it breakable.
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granted but it aint waterproof so everything rusts as the world flows over O_o

I want sunshine whenever the **** i want it =O
 
Granted, you are able to play Solitaire with it again!

I wish to be able to read people's minds without being overwhelmed by it.
 
Granted, but everyone thinks lies because they know.
I want to supereagle the backgrounds of Final Fantasy VII (and have it work)!
 
Granted but your game discovers new unrelated reasons to crash, so severe that all Final Fantasy VII games crash if you are within a mile (but hey, you can still play with binoculars and extension cords!).


I wish I earned $10,000 every month.
 
Granted but you get sued and must play 10,001 dollars each month.

I want to be able to play as Jenova, with good stats.
 
Granted, but all the enemies are above the level cap

I wish I could watch all the anime in the world
 
Granted, your homosexual Japanese sumo wrestler lover rewards you with it for giving good fellatio.

I wish I had enough money that I could quit my job and just focus on my research.
 
Granted but all the reasearch in the field you were studying is already completed.

I want to be able to turn into the amazing Hulk and be really strong, and won't turn small.
 
Granted, but your muscles are so big they create an air-tight seal around your head.


I wish life never happened on this planet.
 
Granted, now every evil cannot be killed. Life occurs on another plannet and they are worst than us.

I want Final Fantasy VII to be open source (by Squaresoft)!
 
Granted, however it costs 10.000 dollars to have it.

I wish the all games were government-sponsored and therefore for free.
 
Granted, but with no competition, all games suck.

I want to be able to bench 300lbs.
 
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