Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted..
However, you crush your larynx while attempting to bench 400 lbs.

I wish relationships with the opposite sex were easier..
 
Granted, but you're now attracted to those of your same sex.

I wish my girlfriend had come home last Friday, instead of two weeks from now.
 
Granted, but she had come to break up.

I want to be able to eat anything without side effects, and my taste would remain the same.
 
Granted, but she had come to break up.

I want to be able to eat anything without side effects, and my taste would remain the same.
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Granted but an accident will cause your jaw to be fucked up and you haqve to eat trough a tube in your stomach
I wish: I was a member of a uber leet0r Punk/Ska/Rock band  8)
 
Granted, but a giant meteor falls and ends all life on the planet

I wish I could out drink everyone (with alcohol)
 
Granted but your liver is FUBAR'd.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could, in fact, chuck wood.
 
You find out that the answer is 12 pieces of 12X13 lumber, and it doesn't impress you.

I want to answer my materia maker thread. ^^
 
Granted.  You become a woodchuck that can chuck wood.


I wish I didn’t have to shave every day to prevent my facial hair from growing longer than 0.1 millimeters.


[Edit]Oops.  Nearly Same-Time Post.[/Edit]
 
Great.  Which outcome is the correct one?

Quantum Indecision AHOY!! :wicked:  :wicked:  :wicked:
 
I wish I didn’t have to shave every day to prevent my facial hair from growing longer than 0.1 millimeters.
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Granted, but now you have to shave your pubs' each day to prevent them from sticking out the bottom of your pants & sleeve's.

I wish i was born of one of the elite avain race's. ( Human with Wing's - icarii ) with no physical or mental disabilities of any sort.
 
Granted, however you are seen as a Demon by (in any case) the entire religious world. You are hunted down and in the end killed.

I wish to own a magic "automatic-refill-with-any-fluid-you-want-glass".
 
Granted.. However, all are tainted with cyanide.

I wish I was a famous HollyWood actor..
 
granted, only a meteor strikes Hollywood and you along with it.

I wish I for a new comp with the latest specs and one which could withstand anything and can't break or whatsoever, i'm also bonded with it (by a spiritual link) so it cant be taken away from me unless i die which i wont cus im connected to the unbreakable comp and thus so am i!

(think of something to crush my wish ;_;)
 
granted, only a meteor strikes Hollywood and you along with it.

I wish I for a new comp with the latest specs and one which could withstand anything and can't break or whatsoever, i'm also bonded with it (by a spiritual link) so it cant be taken away from me unless i die which i wont cus im connected to the unbreakable comp and thus so am i!
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Granted..

But the computer must be powered by the souls of your family and friends

I wish I had more money.
 
I wish I had more money.
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Granted, you can have some more monopoly money.

I wish for everything bad to no longer exist with the exception of me.
 
granted, but it will be in another dimension so we are not affected

I wish these fuckers left this forum im on :/
 
Granted, but they then show up at your front door instead.

I wish to know just who is it that keeps losing track of Waldo.
 
Granted, but they then show up at your front door instead.

I wish to know just who is it that keeps losing track of Waldo.
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granted, but you have to give up your right leg first


I wish I had a unbreakable 2 gb flash drive
 
Granted, but you don't have the firmware.

I want a Mako Reactor that sucks up real lifestream!
 
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