Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, but a bunch of eco-terrorists blow it up ^^

I wish the scream scene in FFX never happened
 
I hated that scene too. But since this is corrupt wishes.. instead there is a 100 other scenes you must watch, each quite long in which you must watch, because as we all know, there is no way to skip through these scenes...

Granted, however there is a horrible replacement for it, FFVII-2, in which Aeris comes back to life and then makes every woman a slayer and every man into a Cloud clone.


My Desire: "If only FFX simply wasn't (so there wouldn't be a dumbass running around with a horrible storyline, not to mention the famous shinra scene in FFX-2)!"
 
My Desire: "If only FFX simply wasn't (so there wouldn't be a dumbass running around with a horrible storyline, not to mention the famous shinra scene in FFX-2)!"
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Granted ... althought i have no idea what your trying to say so i could've just granted anything.

I wish people would start comming up with funny & whitty responses rather than the usual "It's poisoned you die" or "Granted... but your now dead".
 
Granted, but now its poisoned and you die, which I granted, but your dead. However, people start using these faces in because they  :love:  you even though you are  :evil: and we feel  -_- you for being so recklessly  :D  and :wicked:  all the time. You always  :erm: us with your responces and make us  :o  in despair everytime we read your posts, it makes us  :isee: and  :z all the time, mostly  :weep: . We would love you to make witty responces too to :oops: us and make the rest of us :P . Thank you!


I want someone to use more faces than I did.
 
Granted, but you're blind (somehow you know this without reading, since you're blind) and so it holds no relevance anymore

I wish that I could run the 100 meter dash in under 9 seconds
 
Granted, but you're blind (somehow you know this without reading, since you're blind) and so it holds no relevance anymore

I wish that I could run the 100 meter dash in under 9 seconds
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Granted, but in the special olympics >.>

I wish everything was the same as now but me being able to fly, so nothing changes, no meteors crushing me or whatsoever
 
Granted, but now its poisoned and you die, which I granted, but your dead. However, people start using these faces in because they  :love:  you even though you are  :evil: and we feel  -_- you for being so recklessly  :D  and :wicked:  all the time. You always  :erm: us with your responces and make us  :o  in despair everytime we read your posts, it makes us  :isee: and  :z all the time, mostly  :weep: . We would love you to make witty responces too to :oops: us and make the rest of us :P . Thank you!
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*dies laughing*
 
Granted, however since nothing else changes, you end up not knowing you have the ability to fly, just as you don’t now.


I wish I didn’t have to pay taxes.
 
I wish I didn’t have to pay taxes.
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Granted, but it's because you have no income.

I wish these (software) bugs were easier to find and fix.
 
Granted. This way, software development becomes easy and we developers are all replaced by code generators.

I wish I had the power to "pause" the time and be able to act during this pause.
 
You gain the ability, but then you are  :o that you cannot see anything anymore. You get  -_- and then you try to become  :wicked: by hitting everything in your way, trying to make people :weep: but you end up making us very very :P by looking like a fool. You are now  :z and you get extremely :x and try to be cool by wearing 8) but still bump into things and look  :erm: everytime you do that. You get very :oops: because girls don't like guys that bump into stuff. You end up being  :isee: and we are  :love: with you, because you make us  :P  :D so freaking much. Hopefully you will have a  :lol: day tomorrow.

If only I could get a 5.8GPA, even though I have a 2.47...
 
Granted, but you become paralyzed right before you discover time powers

I wish i had my own 100% loyal robot
 
Granted, you wish for mine to be unchangeable.

I want a magic rug that cannot be altered, and can do anything on my command, which cannot be destroyed or changed in any way by me, and the first thing I cast is for me not to be change by anything I don't want to.
That was like 10, try and break it!
 
Granted, but you get drunk and in a blind rage you destroy the whole universe

I wish that I had a secret machine that did all my work and i would know how it did it and no one would ever find out
 
I wish that I had a secret machine that did all my work and i would know how it did it and no one would ever find out
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Granted, but it goes out and commits murder, which you are later sentenced for since you knew everything about it and no one ever found out about the machine.

I wish my mom didn't have to die. There, let's see just how evil you are!
 
Granted, however in order for her to remain immortal she has to eat souls of harmless 11-year old cute little girls. Or those of the W. Bush family...

I wish I could teleport to where-ever I want without any chance of failure and always exactly knowing what I'm doing and what will happen.
 
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