Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted.  A remote island is soon named “where-ever I want” and you can teleport to it 100% successfully.


I wish Naruto would hurry up and download.
 
Granted but a couple of terrorists come and take you away wearing bush propaganda

i wish for the worlds most comfortable underwear that fit me
 
Granted.. however, they're womens panties and the only place they'll fit is on your head. *heh, heh!*

I wish George Washington could be resurrected and re-elected to president of the US..
 
Granted, but he is set in his old revolutionary ways.  He declares war on England for no reason.

I wish George W. Bush would not sell 6 major east coast ports to Dubai.
 
Granted, but he is set in his old revolutionary ways.  He declares war on England for no reason.

I wish George W. Bush would not sell 6 major east coast ports to Dubai.
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gramted, he sells them to bill gates.

I wish I had a working copy of win 2k pro so I can get my laptop working.
 
Granted, but it can't update because its a pirated edition you paid 200$ for.

I want to be able to find out the meaning of life.
 
Granted, but the answer you get is so disappointing, that you spend the rest of your days tortured and depressed.

I wish the next episode of pure pwnage would hurry up and be released.
 
I wish the next episode of pure pwnage would hurry up and be released.
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Granted, but the franchise is bought, and all new episodes have teletubies as the main characters.


I wish that I had wings.
 
Granted, but you have no idea how to use those wings.

I wish I was able to install and play in "fear" on my computer :]
 
Granted, but you have no idea how to use those wings.

I wish I was able to install and play in "fear" on my computer :]
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granted, but it has a bug that causes your computer to be unable to run any other game EVER again.


I wish I got better download speed in bit torrent
 
Granted, but everything carries a virus

I wish whenever I put my hand in pocket, iI could grab a $20 bill and take it out.
 
Granted, but each is marked with the special colour which is used to mark money stolen from banks.

I wish my notebook would be working once again.
 
Granted.  Your notebook works again, once.


I wish the other company would pay me so I can buy my Yamaha® MOTIF ES 7 soon.


L. Spiro
 
Granted.  Your notebook works again, once.


I wish the other company would pay me so I can buy my Yamaha® MOTIF ES 7 soon.


L. Spiro
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granted, but it gets stolen before you can take it home.

I wish I had a real life flying chocobo
 
granded but it has h5n1 virus, so it will die soon (I think chocobo is a chicken)

I wish I was never born :)
 
granded but it has h5n1 virus, so it will die soon (I think chocobo is a chicken)

I wish I was never born :)
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Granted but your DNA was going to be the cure for AIDS. Cos you not being born billions of ppl die

i wish a a new pack of dvdr's
 
i wish a a new pack of dvdr's
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Granted, but they are all filled with child pornography, as the police well know.


I wish this thread ceased to exist. :wink:
 
Granted. You are now shirtless.

I wish I didn't have a wish.
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Grranted, now delete yourwishfrom your post.

I wish I had become the multi-billion dollar owner of Microsoft.
 
Granted, but EU wins the war over terorristic USA, and dollars cease to exist.

I wish I had my very own functional personal teleport which would teleport me anywhere I wanted anytime.
 
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