Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, but EU wins the war over terorristic USA, and dollars cease to exist.

I wish I had my very own functional personal teleport which would teleport me anywhere I wanted anytime.
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granted, but it will get you dna mixed up with any bug that gets into the teleporter with you and turn you into a freak.


I wish I had a a relly cool mousepad
 
granted, but it will get you dna mixed up with any bug that gets into the teleporter with you and turn you into a freak.


I wish I had a a relly cool mousepad
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Granted but that pad causes you $50 mouse to get broken.

I wish for a WORKING moniter (Mine goes green)

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Granted, but it makes super high pitched annoying buzzing sounds that alternate with low pitched tones, and smells like cat urine..

I wish for world peace ~_^
 
Granted, but it makes super high pitched annoying buzzing sounds that alternate with low pitched tones, and smells like cat urine..

I wish for world peace ~_^
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Granted, but the entire world goes insane due to no way to realese anger.
 
Granted, but it makes super high pitched annoying buzzing sounds that alternate with low pitched tones, and smells like cat urine..

I wish for world peace ~_^
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Granted, but the entire world goes insane due to no way to realese anger.
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Wow.. That's pretty close to how it is now.. and you forgot your wish.. So It's a free wish to whoever.. Oh hell I'll make another one to keep it going..

I wish for a beautiful real life anime catgirl!
 
Granted, but she's only 1 milimeter tall.

But I wish one too :)

I wish for a beautiful real life anime catgirl!
 
granted but she will still look anime in the real world so you cant really show yourself with her. or people will ask >.>

I wish for admin powers on this forum, i dont know why but it seems an interresting wish.
 
Granted, but you don't understand how to use them.

I wish the amount on my paycheck was twice as big.
 
Granted, the numbers will appear bigger on your paycheck.

I wish the FF7 OpCodes were all fully decoded.
 
Granted, but you don't understand how to use them.
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Haha, you truly seem to enjoy the title giving too much!

I wish the FF7 OpCodes were all fully decoded.
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Granted, but they are all in a language you do not understand.

I wish that gun violence in the world was replaced with crossbow violence.
 
Granted, but you don't understand how to use them.
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Haha, you truly seem to enjoy the title giving too much!

I wish the FF7 OpCodes were all fully decoded.
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Granted, but they are all in a language you do not understand.

I wish that gun violence in the world was replaced with crossbow violence.
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Granted but all the arrows are twigs

I widh for a slice of pizza. (hungry)
 
Granted, but someone else has already eaten it once.  :wicked:

I wish I could be artistic with my hands. Like painting and drawing pretty pictures.. Just a bad ass artist.. Oh and I want my 1 milimeter tall catgirl larger (I'll relate it to the wish though) So that I can draw her with my new artistic talent.. ~_^
 
granted but your arms will be shot off in a ghetto fight O_o;;

I wish I could understand my admin powers.
 
Granted but they cannot be used as you are banned.

I would love for the area next to my lv to say "False Ninja"
 
Granted but it ends up in a phpBB Database error and you user is destroyed..

I wish for a 10.00GHz proccessor!  (Imagine how fast that would be!)
 
granted but no power supply can give it enough power to run.

I wish for a new computer =/
 
I wish for a new computer =/
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Granted, it's a Basalisk II.

I wish for a sarcastic smiley.
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granted, but it will replace your avatar and you can't change it.

I wish I had a evangelion with a s2 engine and I was able to pilot it :)
 
Granted, but its in the future, and Evangelions are outdated.
I want to be able to regulate life in the universe.
 
Granted, but its in the future, and Evangelions are outdated.
I want to be able to regulate life in the universe.
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Granted, but you lose the ability to speak

I wish for a video card that will go beyond 1024x768
 
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