Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, you have one that works in 66666 x 66666 x 47bit, but sadly none of the operating systems nor games support it. You can change it only for one of resolution 66666 x 66666 x 66666 x 2 bit which is not suported either.

I wish I had an colour holoprojector.
 
Granted, you have one that works in 66666 x 66666 x 47bit, but sadly none of the operating systems nor games support it. You can change it only for one of resolution 66666 x 66666 x 66666 x 2 bit which is not suported either.

I wish I had an colour holoprojector.
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(Hologram?)  Granted but it only has one program  (if your a dude) a naked dude, (if your a chick) A naked... well chick!
 
Since there was no new wish, I'll just mess with mirex' one then...

Granted, whatever it projects even becomes real! However someone somehow managed to program the database so it will only display one single scene being Zlad performing "Elektronik - Supersonik"...

I wish I'd be able to build as fast as the best computer opponent when playing C&C Generals Zero Hour. (gotta defeat my friends sometime) -_-
 
Granted, but your friends were just granted a wish to be able to build twice as fast as the best computer.


I wish my Internet connection didn’t suck so much right now, or ever again of course.
 
I wish my toilet was working.
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Granted, but by "working" we mean it now explodes whenever you try to flush it.

I wish the world was flat, rather then round.
 
Granted, however you are jailed for heresy for saying it is not round.

I wish I never made this post.
 
Granted, but someone hacked into your account and posted it here for you. Not counting other things he posted on the forums under your name. ;)

I wish I was invisible when I choose to.
 
Granted, but someone hacked into your account and posted it here for you. Not counting other things he posted on the forums under your name. ;)

I wish I was invisible when I choose to.
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granted, but you can't chose when you want to become visible again.

I wish I was the only winner in the next latto I enter.
 
Granted but that "latto" turns out to be the US draft!
I want to be able to find whatever music I want to at any time, without corrupting anything.
 
Granted but that "latto" turns out to be the US draft!
I want to be able to find whatever music I want to at any time, without corrupting anything.
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granted but due 2 poular demandings country is the only musik left (hope am playing right?  :oops:)

i wish 2 be richer than bill gates with no horrible side effects to mess my rich life  :roll:
 
Granted but that "latto" turns out to be the US draft!
I want to be able to find whatever music I want to at any time, without corrupting anything.
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Granted, but it all plays so loud that your head explodes.

I wish I had selective telepathy.
 
i wish 2 be richer than bill gates with no horrible side effects to mess my rich life
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Granted.  The horrible side-effects come before your rich life, where just before you get rich you go in debt, which just happens to be the same amount as the wealth you get after plus $10.
You owe $10.


I wish I had selective telepathy.
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Granted but it only works while you sleep.


I wish I had a way to properly cook these Ramen Noodles my mother sent me for Christmas through snail mail.
 
Granted, but it causes a fire and you lose alot of stuff.

I wish I had started working on code generation for my compiler earlier.
 
Granted, you actually started working on it 10 minutes earlier.

Found on bash.org
LutherBifteck: I bet if I wished I was a shapeshifter
LutherBifteck: The genie would give me the power to change triangles into squares
LutherBifteck: And I would be annoyed.
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I wish all wishes were corrupted as inventively as this one.
 
Granted; but the negative effects of this will not be known, as I am not witty enough to come up with such an inteligent corruption, and you will end up overly-paranoid for the rest of your life about whether or not karma will catch up with you.  Ironically, this leads to poor health, destabilization of all your relationships, and an overall rotten time that spans thruoughout your earthly existance.

I wish ff7 would get remade.
 
Granted, the sky is green because a tornado came and sucked up all your money into the sky.

I want to kill US President Bush (not former) without anyone knowing, and crush the Puritan hold on the US.
 
I want to kill US President Bush (not former) without anyone knowing, and crush the Puritan hold on the US.
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Granted, however Dick Cheney automatically becomes president next, and starts shooting the rest of the US population.

I wish for A bottomless Mug of Sleeman's Cream Ale and to not get alcohol poisoning from it.
 
Granted; you get cancer though.

I wish more people would think for themselves.
 
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