Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, but you attempt to install Linux on it, screw up, and destroy it.

I wish MagiMaster wouldn't forget to make a wish next time.
 
Granted, but...

I wish that all of Covarr's costly possesions belonged to me!
 
Granted but they turn into dust!

I wish for a new BMW


(I really loved this)
 
OK, you get a new BMW. It's so new, that it's a new nodel. It's turns out to be like New Coke.

I wish for all Squaresoft/Enix games to be made open source
 
OK, you get a new BMW. It's so new, that it's a new nodel. It's turns out to be like New Coke.

I wish for all Squaresoft/Enix games to be made open source
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Granted but it's jibberish 'cus it isn't programmed very well.

I wish for some juice
 
Granted, but it's from a fruit you hate.

I wish to get top marks in all my exams without studying.
 
Granted, but it's from a fruit you hate.

I wish to get top marks in all my exams without studying.
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(I like all fruits! shouldve made it veggy juice :P)

Granted but the building burned down including the paper-exams. (no digital backups)

I wish I had more time on my hands
 
Granted, your hands age by 20 years.

I wish for some delicious cake.
 
Granted, your hands age by 20 years.

I wish for some delicious cake.
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Hilarious! XD

Granted but it WONT have the cherry on top.

I wish for something good to wish for.
 
Granted.  Many good things for which to wish suddenly appear, but you have already used your only wish and are unable to wish for them.

I wish to get the job for which I am applying now.


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Granted, but they realize that they made a mistake the next day and promptly fire you  :evil:

I wish I had the power to control the weather!  I'll have columns of rain descend upon the people I dislike everytime they go outside!
 
Granted, but they realize that they made a mistake the next day and promptly fire you  :evil:

I wish I had the power to control the weather!  I'll have columns of rain descend upon the people I dislike everytime they go outside!
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Granted but everyone is equiped with umbrellas.

I wish for some new cd's
 
Granted, you shall receive new copies of CDs that you already have.

I wish everyone ignored me, no matter what.  The good thing about this is that I could do any evil or horrible thing I wanted, but punishment for my deeds wouldn't even occur to other people, since as far as they are concerned, I don't exist (an unusual wish, I know).
 
I saw a post after ChaosControl's, but I ignored it ;-)

Granted, but they realize that they made a mistake the next day and promptly fire you  :evil:

I wish I had the power to control the weather!  I'll have columns of rain descend upon the people I dislike everytime they go outside!
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Granted but everyone is equiped with umbrellas.

I wish for some new cd's
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Granted, but they are all Cher's Greatest Hits.

I wish that girls realised how sexy geeks are.
 
Cher.... awesome *puke*

Granted but all geeks turn gay. (except for me :P )

I wish for my diarrea to stop (seriously!)
 
Granted, but you suffer from constipation for the rest of your life.

I wish I could speak Japanese.
 
I saw a post after ChaosControl's, but I ignored it ;-)
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Should've seen that coming.

I'll grant your wish, but you can only speak it.  The characters will still make absolutely no sense to you.

I wish to be saved from the geek-turning-gay event (nothing against gays, I'd just prefer not to be one).
 
Granted but every hot girl/women will be a lesbian.

I wish for some neat games for my Omnia.
 
Granted, you now have two neat games for your Omnia, but those are now the only games you have for any system.

I wish for a next-gen FF7 remake that isn't a travesty and is released for the PC.
 
Granted, but the way it works will be so complex that we won't be able to figure out how to hack it  :cry:
No more playing with Seph in da party.

Speaking of Seph, I wish he weren't voiced by Lance Bass in KH.
 
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