Corrupt-A-Wish

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I always wanted him to be voiced by Simon Templeman (aka Kain from Blood Omen). But this is corrupt-a-wish, so he's now done by the bloke who voiced Tidus in FFX.

I wish that I were as witty and sophisticated when drunk as I think I am when I'm in that state.
 
I always wanted him to be voiced by Simon Templeman (aka Kain from Blood Omen). But this is corrupt-a-wish, so he's now done by the bloke who voiced Tidus in FFX.

I wish that I were as witty and sophisticated when drunk as I think I am when I'm in that state.
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Granted but when really drunk you'll be dumber then a retarted cockroach, did i mention you also where an alcoholic?

I wish for McHammer to make a bigass comeback, comming in with this line "Stop, hammertime!"
 
Granted, but he's old now and forgot to put on his denture, it sounds more like: "Ftop, Hammewtime!"

I wish that next person's wish will be corrupted.
 
Granted, but that wish is for you to be happy.

I wish for hay to be happy
 
Granted but got corrupted by Hay's own wish.

~Intermezzo~
Mchammer: "Ftop, Hammewti..."
Me: "STFU old guy, leave the topic, your wish is OVER."
~Intermezzo~

I wish I wouldn't smoke weed on workdays sometimes.
 
Thats cutting down for me man! /sarcasm

Granted but you're going to prison without consoles 'cus of walking naked in public.

I wish for my (maybe)new home to actually be my house already.
 
Granted, when you wake up tomorrow morning, you'll find yourself inside your new home.  But the couple currently owning it haven't bought their new house yet, so you get to share ownership.  They'll be very confused when they see you there, and you're gonna have to go through a lot of legal work to prove that you're not a robber who foolishly fell asleep on the job.

Kinda sounds like something you'd see in a really bad, low-budget movie.

I wish I had voodoo dolls of everyone!!
 
lol granted but you'll be the only one left alive thus "everyone"!

I wish for more free-time
 
Granted, you've just been fired.

I wish for 1GB p/s download speeds.
 
That would be awesome.

Granted, but for better or for worse, it's designed specifically for Windows 98.

I wish for a new, working computer that actually has some longevity, unlike the one I'm typing on at the moment which is gradually falling apart.
 
Granted, but you have to keep it for the rest of your life as your only computer and it can't be upgraded, so within several years it will no longer have enough power to deal with contemporary operating systems.

I wish that copyright would expire on software 5 years after it stops being published and that these changes would apply retroactively (too long too wait for people who really want it, so that the companies don't go out of business, but a short enough time for the classic games of the 3rd 4th and 5th generations to become free today)
 
Granted, but you have to keep it for the rest of your life as your only computer and it can't be upgraded, so within several years it will no longer have enough power to deal with contemporary operating systems.

I wish that copyright would expire on software 5 years after it stops being published and that these changes would apply retroactively (too long too wait for people who really want it, so that the companies don't go out of business, but a short enough time for the classic games of the 3rd 4th and 5th generations to become free today)
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Granted, but new hard ware in 5 years cannot run 5 year old games, so you need to recode half of it lmfao

i wish there was graphics card that had 12gb of vram and could run crysis @ 1000fps maxxed out @ 2560x1600
 
Granted, but it can only run Crysis, nothing else.

I wish that laptops were as powerful as desktops at the same price.
 
Granted.  The power of desktops shall be altered to equal that of laptops.

I wish I was enough of a genius to ace my exams without revising for them.
 
Granted, but now you have no arms and cannot write the papers.

I wish I could pause time.
 
Granted, but you won't be able to unpause it, because pausing time pauses everything, including you.

I'm hungry.  I wish I had a box of jelly doughnuts :lol:
 
Granted, but it's smaller than a Mini, slower than a tractor and uses more fuel than a Ferrari.

I wish for the next generation of consoles to use these (at a reasonable price).
 
Granted, but it won't be released for another 400 years, and by then humanity will no longer exist.

I wish I could fly ^_^
 
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