Corrupt-A-Wish

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Time to corrupt Prince Lex's wish.

Granted.  Not only do you get two large, white-feathered wings, you also get very tired of people staring at you everyday as you walk by.  Some might even ask you if you played the part of the winged dude in X-Men.

I wish I could breathe with zero difficulty underwater (if you get to be the bird, then I get to be the fish!!).
 
I wish I could breathe with zero difficulty underwater (if you get to be the bird, then I get to be the fish!!).
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Granted, but you can't breathe on dry land.

I wish that we knew exactly how the FF7 World Map system works
 
Granted, but changing the encounters or geography of the world map will crash the game, and we never find out why.

I wish I was fluent in every language used on Earth.
 
Granted, but changing the encounters or geography of the world map will crash the game, and we never find out why.

I wish I was fluent in every language used on Earth.
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Granted, but aliens abduct you.

I wish for a giant pet. As in a dinosaur or something.
 
Granted, your new pet dinosaur enjoys the taste of your bones. Crunch Crunch.

I wish I could use materia in real life ^_^
 
Granted, but only support materia, nothing else.

I wish my clothes would wash themselves.
 
Granted, they develop minds of their own as well as the ability to move and perfrom various tasks.  However, they become so obsessed with cleanliness that they rebel against you (your socks are among the clothes most outraged by their value in life).  You have to fight your own clothes just to keep them on.

I wish I had complete power over the minds of others :evil:
 
Granted, but since you know that people are only acting as they do because you are controlling them, you never experience they joy of true love or friendship.

I wish I were as smart as I am handsome   :-P
 
Granted, but then you'd be me. Which is quantum-theoreticly impossible.

I wish for a new fantastic anime to watch
 
Granted, but it gets dropped after three episodes, just after a big cliff-hanger.

I wish there were a strong positive correlation between time spend on the interwebs and coolness.
 
Granted, but your internet connection stops working with regrettable timing, just as you thought you were getting a little cooler.

I wish for a Mac with 100% compatibility with PC programs.
 
Granted, but Mac's are crap, and it therefore dies the second you get it.

I wish Glasgow had better weather.
 
OK, but it's my idea of "better". Basically your new weather is the same as before, but with more snow.

I wish I didn't have an essay due in today.
 
Granted, it was due in five days ago.

I wish I could be the physically strongest person on Earth, but not have the freaky bulging muscles everywhere that would be inevitable theroetically.
 
Granted, it was due in five days ago.

I wish I could be the physically strongest person on Earth, but not have the freaky bulging muscles everywhere that would be inevitable theroetically.
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Granted but for you to get to that level you have to eat the brains of everyone alive, then there's no one to admire you.

I wish i could think of a wish.
 
Granted, but since you have used up the wish that gets granted in wishing you could think of a wish, the wish you think up won't be granted.

I wish that all games were legally downloadable the way music is, benefiting the customer (because the prices will be lower), the developers (because people will be less likely to pirate games when they are cheaper), and the general gaming world, because old games will never need to go out of production and will be forever stored and available in digital format.
 
Granted, but games are only downloadable from a certain site that makes you wait five minutes for your download, only allows you one download per day, ensures that your computer carries out the downloading process as slowly as possible, and causes the download to fail 80% of the time.  Each failure counts as a full download as far as this site is concerned, so it'll charge you for them and won't let you try again until the next day.

I wish that from now on, I will not get any more "wrong number callers" on my phone.
 
Granted. You don't get any "wrong number callers" from now on because you don't get any callers at all.

I wish that snow wouldn't make the ground wet and slippery.
 
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