Corrupt-A-Wish

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granted... but after you buy it Yuffie swooops down and steals all of your materia >> :P

I wish that i knew how to work a computer xD


OH apologies i'm not sure if this is a dead topic.... i just realized it said hasnt been posted in for 60 days.. so sorry if i revived a dead topic
 
OK, you now know how to work a computer, but you forget how to work your arms and legs.

I wish that a had a device that could erase the last 10 seconds from the memory of people within earshot whenever I said something stupid or inappropriate.
 
granted....but it's not portable and requires a ten-mile radius of an atom smasher just to power it.

I wish I could change into any character (real or fictional) I wanted at any time I wanted, as many times as I wanted, and gain all of that character's abilities.
 
Real characters, you say?

Granted. You get very drunk and decide to troll everyone by turning yourself into Osama bin Laden. You are promptly assassinated.

I wish that people wouldn't follow instructions to save things as javascript files and then open them.
 
Granted. People don't follow instructions and the world as we know it ends.

I wish that that I had a 4 foot long buster sword and materia fused into my bloodstream.
 
Granted, but the materia poisons you and you die.

I wish I got paid to post on these forums...
 
Granted, but that's the only thing you'll be doing for the rest of your life.

I wish I had cheese in my fridge.
 
Granted, but it'll come with a load of rats.

I wish that people were physically forced to follow the forum rules somehow.
 
Granted. But now the A.I. unit you programmed to control the forums has taken over the world and has enslaved humanity.

I wish that I could fly.
 
You could fly ..but only till you hit the bottom of the cliff


I wish i had a wish that was not corruptible ... or.. something..  :|
 
OK, but the wish you just made is the only one that gets granted: your incorruptible wish doesn't come true.

I wish that I hadn't chosen a humanities subject for my degree.
 
Granted. You choose a degree in Chemical testing, only to have your lab blow up and release a world wide epidemic.

I wish that was a super hero.
 
Granted, but your life won't last much longer (thx to LKM's pandemic).

I wish for guaranteed A*s on my upcoming exams.
 
Granted but you fail the courses

I wish I knew the meaning of life ^.^
 
Granted. But with the meaning of life you also learn the meaning of death, and the information is too much for you to handle.

I wished I hadn't fucked up things with my girlfriend tonight.
 
Granted, but you now find her extremely unattractive and everything she says to you now instantly puts you off...

I wish I could sleep at normal times.
 
Granted.  But these are not normal times, with the Swine Flu and the economic crisis... you'll be sleep-deprived for a while.

I wish I could change my physical appearance at will.
 
Granted. But soon you lose control of this power and are stuck with the appearance of Osama bin Laden, and are assassinated,

I wish I was done with school.
 
Granted. You got kicked out of school with no way of comming back.

I wish FF7 Remake came out already (lulz.)
 
Granted. It was remade for Japanese mobile phones, just like Before Crisis.

I wish for Chrono Trigger and the 2D Final Fantasies to be remade for the PS3 with FF7-style graphics (yeah, I like them; I'm weird :-o) and no other changes from the originals besides more polished translation and released in the UK.
 
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