Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted. But it's only done for Her Majesty and only she can play it.
 
Hmmm no wish to grant. Well my relationship from an earlier post is now fixed if anybody cares lol. So that wish was granted.

Ummm I wish that I owned a Witchblade.
 
Granted, but your girlfriend steals it and doesn't give it back, bringing about another threat to your relationship.

I don't know why she would do that, it just felt like a witty response.

I wish for unlimited RAM.
 
Granted. You are attacked by an endless stream of male sheep.


I wish I would never get 404s.
 
Granted but you will now get Error 505 on every site you try going on.

I wish Linux fully supported DX9,10 and 11.
 
Granted. You get all the viruses made for DX9, 10 and 11 too.

I wish i could go back in time and change all the mistakes i have ever made.
 
Offtopic: Psst, there are no viruses for DirectX, only for Windows :P DirectX is graphic software that has nothing to do with viruses.

Granted. But you will lose the memory of going back in time and thus you won't know which mistakes to fix.


I wish World War 2 was still going on.
 
Granted, but Hitler is winning and he's teamed up with Stalin.

I wish that Japanese only used the Roman alphabet.
 
Granted, but Hitler is winning and he's teamed up with Stalin.
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Haha, you didn't corrupt it at all. I'm proud German and I always honored Nazi Germany (And yes I do hate jews and niggers), I hate what's become of my country now :/
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Granted, but it incorporates katakana, hiragana, romaji and kanji into it.
 
Haha, you didn't corrupt it at all. I'm proud German and I always honored Nazi Germany (And yes I do hate jews and niggers), I hate what's become of my country now :/
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I find that slightly worrying.  I guess it still needs corrupting...

Granted, but while faced with the threat of defeat, a German scientist injects a newfound chemical into a fetus being carried by his wife in the hopes that his wife will consequentially give birth to a baby boy who'll grow up to be the strongest soldier ever, and hopefully win the war for the Germans.  Hence the birth of the real-life Sephiroth, who will end the war, but with a meteor that obliterates the planet.

As cheesy as that was, that should suffice for successful wish-corruption.

I wish for all the world's security forces to be under my command.
 
Granted, but tomorrow aliens invade and their technology is millennia ahead of ours.

I wish that makers of popular video game franchises would never dilute gameplay in poor attempts to chase after the mass market before inevitably failing because they have abandoned their fanbase and the market they are chasing is over-saturated.
 
Granted, but tomorrow aliens invade and their technology is millennia ahead of ours.

I wish that makers of popular video game franchises would never dilute gameplay in poor attempts to chase after the mass market before inevitably failing because they have abandoned their fanbase and the market they are chasing is over-saturated.
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Granted, however games are now insanely over priced due to such a high demand.

I wish that I didn't have to go to jury duty tomorrow...
 
OK, but it's because you are now the defendant instead of a juryman/woman, and the prosecution lawyer is Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix Wright is on holiday.

I wish for a second series of Lucky Star which is just as good as the first, somehow gets around the "they're all about to start college" problem, and features a greater role for Miyuki.
 
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OK, but it's because you are now the defendant instead of a juryman/woman, and the prosecution lawyer is Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix Wright is on holiday.
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OH NOES!
 
OK, but it's because you are now the defendant instead of a juryman/woman, and the prosecution lawyer is Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix Wright is on holiday.

I wish for a second series of Lucky Star which is just as good as the first, somehow gets around the "they're all about to start college" problem, and features a greater role for Miyuki.
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Lucky Star!!!11
Wish granted, Lucky Star now an incredibly dumb sequel with weird new characters and is only 4 episodes long.

I wish thepiratebay.com would be closed down...
 
I wish thepiratebay.com would be closed down...
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Granted.  Thank God thepiratebay.org is still up and running.

I wish I could decide on a house to buy
 
Granted, but the house you buy (for whatever reason)  collapses within 30 seconds after you pay for it and is not refunded

I wish good at modding
 
Granted, but despite your modding expertise, Hojo is still giving you problems :evil:

I wish for a banana to slice up and put on my cereal as a healthy supplement for this morning's breakfast.
 
Granted, you receive a rotten banana.

I wish your mom was thinner. She can't even fit through the double doors. :(
 
You wish my mother was thinner?  Why?

Okay, granted, but she also develops osteoporosis.

I wish for a thunderstorm tonight.  Around 10PM.
 
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