Poetry - Close Me

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Well, I know why someone would do that. For your info, the characters in his poems are real people consisting of his teachers in school and people that he hates. That Chiew Wai guy really speaks like that and he is irratating to my friend, so he's in the book. He got canned by the dicipline teacher for a few times and...


"Eh, where did Mr. f***er went to? " A reporter asked Lemmes,
Who cried, "I AKAN BEAT ATAS KAU PUNYA CLITORIS!",
(It's malay+english, translation = I will beat on your clitoris)
"DARE UNTUK CALL SAYA f***ER!" Lemmes protested,
(Dare to call me f***er!)
The reporter shirecked and her clitoris deflated.


Lemmes = Lend me your vagina (Rearranged from his dicipline teacher's name, Mr. Ramasinggam)

Fatty f***er = His Gym teacher's nickname, very fat. My friend hates him because he forces him to play football when he prefers to play magic cards.

I can be an optimist and a pessimist at the same time(I talk a lot.)
I can be anyone anytime once I get a person's behavior pattern. So is my girlfriend but she is much, much more destructive than me.
 
[spolier]one just has to wonder why. that was even weirder that the first one....ok you havea girlfriend does you friend have one? oh well. i whish i have poem like thoes to share :weep:[/spoiler]
 
 There once was a woman from venus,
Whose body was shaped like a peni....


sorry, that was very old and bad :(
 
why the spolier? wasn't that bad considering JOEY'S poem. aheemm. but even that was funny....ish oh well
[edited] 275 2001-12-16 02:03
 
I think that the guy who wrote that poem is a little bit disturbed, other than that it was funny.  
How would this forum be without Joey?

-vvalentine
 
Smarter? Definatly, but then who would we have to take out our frustrations on, when we have had a baad day?:wink:
 
i think having this board without joey would be completely negative.
 
and we wouldn't have joey to dump on about the fact that he's not there.  :z not sure if this made any sense
[edited] 275 2001-12-16 20:37
 
like shouting "you f*c*ing piece of sh*t" and so on back and forth
 
Yeah, it's definately fun to have Joey here.  Every time I see one of his posts or replies I try to look at it.  It is almost guaranteed that I will have a good laugh :laugh:.  Like that post about summoning, I just couldn't stop laughing in the computer lab.  I mean this in a good way.  I think Joey is a smart person, but I think it's cool for Joey to post silly stuff.

-vvalentine
[edited] 213 2001-12-16 22:39
 
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