Rumors you'd make up in FF7

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Bugenhagen as an old granny wouldn't really make the scene any better, actually...
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Pfft, he wouldn't be an old granny, he'd be a sophisticated brothel madam ;D
 
well, i heard if you play the game often enough for like.. 13 years, and frequent certain modding forums, you can unlock a highrez cloud model that looks something like this :P

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well, i heard if you play the game often enough for like.. 13 years, and frequent certain modding forums, you can unlock a highrez cloud model  :-P
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If you buy the vacation home after solving the mysteries of the ancient cave you'll be treated to a Jenova tentacle raping Aeriths dead body scene.
 
I remember a while back on a forum with cheats for Ff7, that there was an Aeris's credit card. xD I remember being stupid enough to search for it in her house by the clock.
 
How's about someone get some Lara Croft models and send The Turk Alliance put a video on youtube of you having Lara in your party? All kinds of fun there. :D (they haven't updated in a long time)
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If you do that, Halkun will rape you ;D
 
Did y'all know that I'm an unlockable character in FF7? You need to use 1000 Phoenix Downs on Aerith before she dies, and then a cool-looking guy named Covarr will join your party at the start of the next disc.
 
Did y'all know that I'm an unlockable character in FF7?
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OMG So am I!  What're your limit breaks?

By the way, if you play the Fur Elise on the piano, you unlock Tifa's secret second level 4 limit break, which has a base power of 248, ignores defense, drains damage, and involves her taking her top off.

EDIT: Sorry, that's the piano in her bedroom I'm talking about.  If you play the Fur Elise on the piano in the Shinra Mansion, Beethoven joins the party.
 
Did y'all know that I'm an unlockable character in FF7?
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OMG So am I!  What're your limit breaks?
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I don't have any limits. Additionally, I can't use spell or command materia.

What I can do is level up faster, have higher-sloping stats, and 2x AP growth (no help for ultima weapon, since 2*0 is still 0).
 
Did y'all know that I'm an unlockable character in FF7?
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OMG So am I!  What're your limit breaks?
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I don't have any limits. Additionally, I can't use spell or command materia.

What I can do is level up faster, have higher-sloping stats, and 2x AP growth (no help for ultima weapon, since 2*0 is still 0).
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What weapon do you wield then? I'm guessing a guitar with speakers since you're an expert with music for ff7.
 
What weapon do you wield then? I'm guessing a guitar with speakers since you're an expert with music for ff7.
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Only instrument I play well is piano (okay at guitar, not great). A piano would be a crappy weapon. I wield any weapon Aerith would normally wield, because I take her place.
 
I saw the Harpejji and I remember but cant find it was something similar to guitar hero guitar but piano section at the main body rather then the neck
 
How about this one?

Get the "Demon Statue" item by morphing Emerald Weapon (only works 5% of the time).
Get the "Fiend Statue" item by morphing Ruby Weapon (only works 5% of the time).
Get the "Goddess Statue" item by morphing Proud Clod in the battle arena (only works 1% of the time).

With the three items, go to the ghost hotel at the Gold Saucer, talk to this pumpkin, and Kefka will challenge you.
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You win lol.
 
How about this one?

Get the "Demon Statue" item by morphing Emerald Weapon (only works 5% of the time).
Get the "Fiend Statue" item by morphing Ruby Weapon (only works 5% of the time).
Get the "Goddess Statue" item by morphing Proud Clod in the battle arena (only works 1% of the time).

With the three items, go to the ghost hotel at the Gold Saucer, talk to this pumpkin, and Kefka will challenge you.
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You win lol.
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lol now I really want this boss battle. He'd start out as his regular jester self and then transforms into his god form. Made sense with the pumpkin having the Kefka laugh.

I'd really like to see Kefka in FF7 at some point. Probably wont happen though.
 
Producing Kefka's god form as an enemy in FF7 wouldn't be too difficult.  His stationary pose in Dissidia is just about identical to Safer Sephiroth's pose.  Compare:

Kefka
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Working on the Safer Sephiroth model, you could change Sephiroth's hair to Kefka's feather, reposition the wings, change two of them to black wings (Vincent Chaos wings are fine), transform Sephiroth's black wing into an arm, add on the legs and loincloth (they won't be able to move, but it doesn't matter)...

I see it being very doable, except that Kefka's face may need to be made from scratch (you can just take the torso from something else in game, like a Moon Gigas or Ifrit).
 
If you do not get any of the summon materia(except odin) from the start of the game till the last battle with Sephiroth in the North Crater. If you summon odin Gilgamesh will replace him and use loveless sword on jenova.
 
If you do not get any of the summon materia(except odin) from the start of the game till the last battle with Sephiroth in the North Crater. If you summon odin Gilgamesh will replace him and use loveless sword on jenova.
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In order to avoid getting the Shiva materia, Priscilla must die.  When it comes to the CPR thing, leave the game running for a whole year (without doing a thing).  Once 365 full days have passed, Priscilla will die.

That has got to be worst rumor ever to fall for ;D
 
If you do not get any of the summon materia(except odin) from the start of the game till the last battle with Sephiroth in the North Crater. If you summon odin Gilgamesh will replace him and use loveless sword on jenova.
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In order to avoid getting the Shiva materia, Priscilla must die.  When it comes to the CPR thing, leave the game running for a whole year (without doing a thing).  Once 365 full days have passed, Priscilla will die.

That has got to be worst rumor ever to fall for ;D
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Practically kill a computer much.
 
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