Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, but you accidentally fuse with Joan Rivers while teleporting one day.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me.
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granted, but everbody will be trying to eat you.


I wish my copy of xenogears worked and I can get past this one part it keeps freezing on me :(
 
granted, but your mom will beat it up again. (or maybe you will actually prevent it from happening this time, like normal people would)

I wish my mom tried to break my comp :P
 
granted, but your mom will beat it up again. (or maybe you will actually prevent it from happening this time, like normal people would)

I wish my mom tried to break my comp :P
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granted but she breaks it over your head.


I wish life was more like anime
 
Granted, you now get smacked in the face, sending you flying over the nearest building, by any girl you try to get close with or even talk to.

I wish my exam I'm having next week will go perfect without me having to learn anything the next couple of days.
 
granted, but every other exam will be a failure.

I wish i could think of more wishes.
 
Granted, but they're so profane they get you banned.

I wish there were fairy vending machines.
 
There are some actually, but they work only on Fairy dollars, which you - of course - don't have.

I wish the DJ's would play breakcore more often on drum'n'bass party nights.
 
Granted, everyone except you leaves because they don't like it.

I want to be able to play Guilty Gear XX with ease.
 
Granted but only for a minute ... after that your true talent will come back

I wish the coyote finaly catch the road runner !!!!
 
Granted, but the coyote is under an anvil, and is holding one leg.

I want this thead not to die.
 
Granted but you'll be banned hehe!!

I wish the human hand gets one finger added so nobody can show you the middle finger !!!
 
granted, but we'd have no more toes and everyone will be wanting to put up their middle finger because you wished for it not to happen anymore and now they're even more mad and massively kill themselves and you will be left alone on the planet to rot a few years till your corps is gone and eaten by some beasts...i dunno, chickens perhaps...

I wish I could still read what I just typed but it seems too confusing because I didn't use any intelligence on it or anything.
 
granted but your gonna pay your boast of intelligence by the burnt of your brain 'cause it will use more than his capacity lol

I wish you not to be angry with me about what I just wrote 'cause I was just kidding hehe
 
granted, I lack the braincells to be angry at someone anyway ;P

I wish my new Hardware would actually arrive!
 
Granted, but this tiime it lasts for years and it has no end you spend all your money and you are now broke and a bum so you get so bored that you wish for work again but you already used your last wish...

I wish for the ability to make better NPC's than Borde, Storm and ice_cold combined for FF7 and they are completely compatible and no errors ever appear and people love me for the patch :wink:
 
what an unfair wish !!!!!! well .. granted but then you wake up and find out that it was just in your dream  :lol:

I wish we finaly finish this NPC's project!!!  :wink:
 
Granted.

But when you try to play FFVII. Your Fuse Blows over and over again even though with replacements
 
hehe AOD your right the patch will be too powerful for the fuse  :lol:  

but... you didn't made a wish
 
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