Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, for $60 a month.

I wish the Nintendo Wii was already available.
 
Granted, but no games ready for it

I wish for 500 dvd-r and 500 cd's so i dont have to go out and buy them
 
Granted, now every computer you use breaks.
I wish for someone to reply to this thread.
 
Granted, but it's a really dumb reply.

I wish Q-Gears was at a usable stage.
 
Granted, but it got shut down, and so no one gets to use it.

I wish I had a time machine, that works, but won't kill me if it teleports into a solid object, and paradoxes will not occur.
 
(Chrono Trigger on your mind?)
Granted but you can't control what time you go to  (ZEAL!!)

I wish for this head :mrgreen:
 
Granted, but the hair is so heavy you can't walk.

I wish I had an A in my calculus class.
 
Granted, but your school flips the grading scale the same day.

I wish At the Drive-In (band) got back together.
 
Granted, but you're too stressed to injoy it.

I wish my laptop had a longer battery life.
 
I wish my laptop had a longer battery life.
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It is one minute longer, and when you want to recharge it it takes 2 hours more.

I wish that of 7 days of week  4 days would be work days and 3 would be for my free time.
 
Granted, but you know have to work all 24 hours of the day to compensate for the loss of production time.

I wish my lips weren't so chapped. :oops:
 
Granted. Your lips are now burned off.

I wish these forums were more popular.
 
Granted, but the forum goes down again due to MySQL issues.

I wish for someone else to wish.
 
Aw, that's boring.

Anyways, granted, but it's "a volume of space that is substansively empty of matter, so that gaseous pressure is much less than standard atmospheric pressure" (Wikipedia). Which it is. According to the same article, "Humans exposed to vacuum will lose consciousness after a few seconds and will die within minutes from asphyxiation." I'm sorry.

I wish, again, that At the Drive-In would get back together. I also wish that the next reply will be a bit more witty than the last few. ;)
 
Granted, but in captivity for the rest of your life!

I wish I was a computer!
 
Granted, but you're a massive, primitive computer covering the entire earth and you can only add 1 +1, that task taking millenia to complete.

I wish there was a portal to a world where time flows backwards, with the point time is flowing backward is at just before the portal is created.
 
Granted. You get younger until you the point where you were never born, and your life work is wasted.

I wish my logo had won halkun's Q-Gears logo contest.
 
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