Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted now there is no one to help you when you wreck your car!

I wish for all the money in the world

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Granted, it appears - in the form of it's raw gold boulion, about 20 feet above you. All of it.

I wish someone would release some decent software for the PSP. (I don't even care if I can play it, I just want it to exist.)
 
Granted; but now, extended use of PSPs world-wide results in over-use, and most of them end up breaking within 72 hours.

I wish i were an Oscar-myer weiner ^_^
 
Granted, bu we eat you.
I want a plant that makes harmless drugs, that makes you hallucinate, and happy.
 
Granted but it will kill you after 3 hits... ^_^

I wish for the world to blow up!
 
Granted but it will kill you after 3 hits... ^_^

I wish for the world to blow up!
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granted mars blows up with you on it.


I wish I had the car from the back to the future movies.
 
Granted; but you don't know how to use it

I wish I were more motivated =)
 
Granted, and you join our god-forsaken army.

I wish that the person about to grant me my wish wouldn't corrupt it.
 
Granted, but you gained nothing from your wish.


I wish to be better at all games without having to put much effort into practicing them.
 
Granted, but they're all FRANCHISE TIE-IN VIDEOGAMES.

I wish my illicit lover was on birth control >_>
 
Granted but she is already 4 months pregnant with another guys baby.

I wish for no more wishing.
 
Granted, but its only worded differently.
I WANT a fully interactive video game, which won't hurt me or take anything away from me except my choice of time.
 
Granted, but it's called "The US Government".

I WANT Tim Horton's to be as common in America as it is in Canadia.
 
I WANT Tim Horton's to be as common in America as it is in Canadia.
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Granted, it is as common in America as it is in Canadia, a country that does not exist.

I wish I wasn't so lazy!
 
Granted, but you're only motivated to provide me with Timmies foodstuffs.

I wish I had a commission-based sales job.
 
granted, but it's a job in which you don;t sell jack-shiat.

I wish the world would explode.  With me on it.

(as a side note, Timmy ho's are quite common where I live; I can think of at least 3 or 4 within a 2-mile radius)
 
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