Corrupt-A-Wish

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granted, but it's a job in which you don;t sell jack-shiat.

I wish the world would explode.  With me on it.

(as a side note, Timmy ho's are quite common where I live; I can think of at least 3 or 4 within a 2-mile radius)
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granted, but for some reason you servive the blast and drift around in space till you die3 of hunger.


I wish my teeth were as whit as :D
 
Granted.  All the grime from your teeth moves to other areas of your mouth making them all darker and your teeth brighter.  Now you look like a clown when you smile.


I wish I had taken better care of my teeth while I was younger so I wouldn’t have had to have my third moler removed yesterday.
 
Granted, but that doesn't protect you from the 8 wisdom teeth you somehow manage to grow.

I wish I had a Stargate to play around with.
 
Granted, but that doesn't protect you from the 8 wisdom teeth you somehow manage to grow.

I wish I had a Stargate to play around with.
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granted, but you can never find a planet to gate to and it just sets there like a paperweight


I wish space travle was cheap and safe and asnybody can go :)
 
Granted, but it's only through MY Stargate and you're not allowed to go XP
 
Granted, but you're immediately banned for the post flood.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish after my last wish-granting.
 
Granted, but you did not wish anything with your wish.

I wish the newest graphic card in my laptop.
 
Granted. The Graphic Card in your laptop explodes.

I wish I owned and could live in The Biltmore Estate.
 
I wish I owned and could live in The Biltmore Estate.
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Granted.  Your home is bombed by the US military when North Carolina sucedes from the union...again.

I wish everyone on this forum eternal happiness.
 
Granted. Everyone who is not dies. Since we're so remote and there probally isn't a female among us, the human race becomes extinct.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper (the drink).
 
Granted. You also become allergic to caffiene.

I wish that I had the worst luck in the world.
 
Granted. You are now Micheal Jackson.

I wish I had a Super Vandread.
 
Granted. You are now Micheal Jackson.

I wish I had a Super Vandread.
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granted, but it gives you cancer (like everthing else in the world:P)

I wish everbody here had a modded ps2 and every game for said system :D
 
Granted. The mod was shabby and done by a total amateur who wouldn't recognize a soldering iron if it burnt him in the face. Also the games are all on DVD+Rs.

I wish I had a cure for my cancer so I could enjoy my Super Vandread.
 
I wish I had a cure for my cancer so I could enjoy my Super Vandread.
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Granted, sadly, the cure for cancer is the destruction your Super Vandread.

I wish Canada conquered America.
 
Granted, but America by any other name still has a huge national debt, a retarded leadership, and worldwide hatred towards it.


I wish I could find that woman who killed that kitten (and took photos of it) so I could kill her with my bare hands, in mostly the same ways that she killed the kitten, and then be forgiven such as to not be sent to any form of imprisonment.
 
Granted. You are now Micheal Jackson.
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Uhh, that didn't corrupt my bad luck, it added to it. thanks.

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Granted, but you have permanent blood stains of the women on your hands for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could teleport.
 
Granted, but you accidentally fuse with Joan Rivers while teleporting one day.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me.
 
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