Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, but there's only one internet connection for the whole world and everybody's online all the time.

I wish I could create clones of myself that adventure across the multiverse.
 
Granted, but they kill the original in a fit of jealousy.

I wish I had a PS3.
 
Granted. Unfortunately, the gamewas radically changed from every preview you've seen and is incredibly boring.

I wish the board had better looking smileys.
 
Granted but the smilies turn out to be 1280x1024 pictures

I wish I was thin.
 
Granted. You develop anorexia and later on depend on life support.

I wish this forum wasn't blue.
 
Wait wait... the forums aren't blue... they're like... white and gray.

Granted, but only because these forums don't exist.

I wish I could get an A on the test in Big Brain Academy
 
Granted, but it means nothing because you cheated.

I wish I could survive without any sleep.
 
Granted, but you are moved to a test laboratory where you're studied for years and years as everyone else needs sleep.

I wish FFVIII was as entertaining as FFVII.
 
Granted, It is because FFVII Does not exist!

I wish for a wish to make a wish
 
Granted, but it is wasted on wishing for a wish to make a wish.

I wish the summer would last longer, so I would have time to get everything done that I need to.
 
Granted, but you now attend a year-round school.

I wish for infinite wishes!
 
Granted. You are shortly thereafter banned from the forums and cannot use any of them.

I wish Internet Explorer used the Gecko rendering engine.
 
Granted, but it is now sold seperately from Windows at $600 and €637.

I wish I had the motivation to finish the game I'm developing.
 
Granted, you do however find it absoluteley impossible to actually announce to the world that it's finished. It's a brilliant game. Too bad it never makes it out there though.

I wish for the ability to fly whenever I want, for as long as I want. Without anything nasty happening when I actually do.
 
Granted. You are now a bird. Beware of planes.

I wish...hm, that it wasn't so hot out.
 
Granted, have no controllers, memory cards, power supply or cables. For some strange reason, whenever you touch the PS2, you break out in hives.

I wish I had one of those nice graphing calculators.
 
Granted, have no controllers, memory cards, power supply or cables. For some strange reason, whenever you touch the PS2, you break out in hives.

I wish I had one of those nice graphing calculators.
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Granted, but (true story) you shortly lose it after going to all the trouble of downloading a bunch of games to it. Waaah! :cry:
 
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Speaking of tragic true stories:
I wish I had a 30GB white video iPod that won't be stolen from me in class.

(making up for your lack of a wish)
 
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