Corrupt-A-Wish

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what an unfair wish !!!!!! well .. granted but then you wake up and find out that it was just in your dream

I wish we finaly finish this NPC's project!!!
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Because AOD didnt make a wish  I will do storms one
Granted, but when after all the NPC's are finished you go home and people from squaresoft nock at your door, and they are mad that you out did them so they file a lawsuit (for some obscure reason) and you are stripped of all your computer stuff and you have to work as a janitor at squaresoft to pay for legal expenses
I wish that every one in Qhimm's forums would answer my "Nicknames... why? topic in completely unrelated :wicked:
 
granted but all the screen of all the computer you use to see all these post blow off before you even be able to read one

I wish the old chair that I use to sit in front my computer last until I get a new one haha
 
I wish the old chair that I use to sit in front my computer last until I get a new one haha
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Granted, unfortunately the chair is also transubstantiated into a bear trap.

I wish that pigs could fly.
 
granted but it will be another flying thing other than bird to shit on your head haha

I wish .... to have hair like  :mrgreen: hehe
 
Granted! {poof!} But it feeds off you like a parasite and keeps growing uncontrollably, taking over the earth. {snip, snip}

I wish real life was as interesting as anime.
 
Granted, you know everything..... about absolutely nothing. :-P


I wish that I could find a cure for HIV/AIDS (I don't mind killing a few kittens for the cure though :evil:)

 :mrgreen: Try corrupt that.
 
I wish that I could find a cure for HIV/AIDS (I don't mind killing a few kittens for the cure though evil)
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Granted, you discover that the cure for HIV/AIDS is death, lucky you.

I wish I could breath in outside of the ozone layer.
 
Granted, but you can't breath where we are.

I wish i could play FFVII with the graphics of FFX or better.
 
:mrgreen: Granted ya'll
But now the gameplay sucks.

I wish for a giant novelty inflatable egg
 
Christian: Grant the persons wish then make a new wish.... :-P (If you want to make a comment, make it then but don't stop the flow)

Clogmonkey: Granted but the giant egg is so gargantuan it crushes you before you can even enjoy how stupid having a giant novelty inflatable egg is! :?

I wish for if I ever go buy something (be it a BMW or a newspaper) that if I reach into my pocket I will always have the exact change. :roll:
 
Granted, but the change is always in pennies.

I wish the internet contained no pornography.
 
Granted but without the pornography you find that the internet sucks :evil:

I wish that I was able to get my torrents to work(download speed=4kb per second) :cry:
 
Granted, but for every download that achieves a speed of over 4 KB/s, the downloaded torrent comes chock-full of spyware, viruses, and other computer-life-threatening files.

I wish to know everything...
 
Granted, but you go crazy about knowing how everyone you care about dies (including yourself)

I wish this thread would die...
 
Granted but just before it keels over and dies, it some how it managed to equip the final attack materia with the summon phoenix so you know what happens...

I wish that I could go kick George W  Bush's ass! :x
 
Granted but just before it keels over and dies, it some how it managed to equip the final attack materia with the summon phoenix so you know what happens...

I wish that I could go kick George W  Bush's ass! :x
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Granted, but you also have to kick your own political hero as well.

I wish that Mr. Green's hair was green  :wink:.
 
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Granted, but its in an alternate universe.
I want better internet coverage.
 
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